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TDH · 16 October 2011, 12:37 PM

OBAMA AND QUEEN ELIZABETH

As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.

They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.

Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident.

The Queen turns to President Obama, " Mr. President, please accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."

Obama, always trying to be "Presidential," replied: "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."

mitchy · 16 October 2011, 03:06 PM

pacifichrono · 16 October 2011, 04:04 PM

Loved it so much I just plagiarized it!

blackmsport · 16 October 2011, 04:57 PM

Ho ho love it

Andad · 16 October 2011, 04:59 PM

I heard a different English version.

BH13GMT · 16 October 2011, 05:48 PM

ha ha brilliant

11618 · 16 October 2011, 08:46 PM

very funny HO HO HO ::-):

figbo · 16 October 2011, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directioneng

I heard a different English version.

Me too,Eddie.

MonBK · 16 October 2011, 11:53 PM

:)

TSW · 17 October 2011, 04:59 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 18 October 2011, 03:41 AM

Chipmunk · 18 October 2011, 04:19 AM

Route 66 · 18 October 2011, 04:44 AM

Art 1 · 18 October 2011, 09:20 AM

16 October 2011, 12:37 PM	#1
TDH "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Jay Location: Here n there Watch: Sub Posts: 1,641	Obama and Elizabeth OBAMA AND QUEEN ELIZABETH As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident. The Queen turns to President Obama, " Mr. President, please accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." Obama, always trying to be "Presidential," replied: "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."

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