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azguy · 7 January 2012, 01:04 AM

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime-

What's yours

Dan Pierce · 7 January 2012, 01:08 AM

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
dP

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:10 AM

The working class kan kiss my

I got my foremans job at last.

jpgreenwood · 7 January 2012, 01:13 AM

Yesterday was history
Tommorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift
Thats why they call it "The Present".

wantonebad · 7 January 2012, 01:16 AM

Bartlett's quotations has some real beaut's but one of my favorites is attributed to Emerson:

"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:19 AM

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

dddrees · 7 January 2012, 01:19 AM

"And, in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."

bayerische · 7 January 2012, 01:21 AM

"War is not nice"

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:22 AM

The road to success is always under construction.

azguy · 7 January 2012, 01:22 AM

Here's another of my favs:

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:22 AM

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:23 AM

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:23 AM

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:24 AM

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:24 AM

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:25 AM

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:26 AM

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:27 AM

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

masterserg · 7 January 2012, 01:27 AM

"Brain, I don't like you, you don't like me ... but we have to work together on this"

Homer Simpson

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:27 AM

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:28 AM

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:29 AM

He who laughs last didn't get it.

bayerische · 7 January 2012, 01:29 AM

"I don't know what weapons WW3 will be fought with, but WW4 is fought with sticks and stones"

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:29 AM

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:30 AM

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:31 AM

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:31 AM

All generalizations are false, including this one.

wantonebad · 7 January 2012, 01:31 AM

“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”

--Dorothy Parker

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:32 AM

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

MonBK · 7 January 2012, 01:32 AM

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

7 January 2012, 01:04 AM	#1
azguy Banned Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: ------- Location: ------- Watch: --------- Posts: 12,609	Favorite Quote Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime- What's yours

7 January 2012, 01:08 AM	#2
Dan Pierce 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Real Name: D'OH! Location: Kentucky Watch: Rolex-1 Tudor-3 Posts: 36,217	Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day. dP __________________ TRF Member# 1668 Bass Player in TRF "AFTER DARK" Bar & NightClub Band Commander-in-Chief of The Nylon Nation The Crown & Shield Club Honorary Member of P-Club

7 January 2012, 01:16 AM	#5
wantonebad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: USA Watch: 126600, 116500LN Posts: 12,849	Bartlett's quotations has some real beaut's but one of my favorites is attributed to Emerson: "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." __________________ "I'm kind of a big deal... on a fairly irrelevant social media site that falsely inflates my fragile ego"

7 January 2012, 01:19 AM	#7
dddrees "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2010 Real Name: Dan Location: USA Watch: This N That Posts: 34,253	"And, in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make." __________________ When it captures your imagination, that's when you know you have found your passion. Loyal Foot Soldier of The Nylon Nation. Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

7 January 2012, 01:21 AM	#8
bayerische "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Real Name: Andreas Location: Margaritaville Watch: Smurf Posts: 19,879	"War is not nice" __________________ Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

7 January 2012, 01:10 AM	#3
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	The working class kan kiss my I got my foremans job at last.

7 January 2012, 01:13 AM	#4
jpgreenwood "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: middlesbrough Posts: 131	Yesterday was history Tommorrow is a mystery Today is a gift Thats why they call it "The Present".

7 January 2012, 01:22 AM	#9
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	The road to success is always under construction.

7 January 2012, 01:23 AM	#12
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

7 January 2012, 01:24 AM	#14
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

7 January 2012, 01:25 AM	#16
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

7 January 2012, 01:26 AM	#17
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

7 January 2012, 01:27 AM	#18
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

7 January 2012, 01:27 AM	#19
masterserg "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Real Name: Serg Location: US of A Watch: AP Posts: 7,437	"Brain, I don't like you, you don't like me ... but we have to work together on this" Homer Simpson __________________ How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat????

7 January 2012, 01:28 AM	#21
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

7 January 2012, 01:29 AM	#22
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	He who laughs last didn't get it.

7 January 2012, 01:30 AM	#25
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

7 January 2012, 01:31 AM	#26
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

7 January 2012, 01:32 AM	#29
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

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