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Tools · 6 October 2007, 03:36 AM

Every time I try to compose a thoughtful answer to a question on this forum.....by the time I type and post, a half dozen of you guys are there ahead of me.

This thing is moving too freakin' fast..

It's not the computer...must be these old tired fingers...

timebroker · 6 October 2007, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Tools

Every time I try to compose a thoughtful answer to a question on this forum.....by the time I type and post, a half dozen of you guys are there ahead of me.

This thing is moving too freakin' fast..

It's not the computer...must be these old tired fingers...

Maybe the ol' brain is giving you trouble too

GerardoG · 6 October 2007, 03:38 AM

Try some more 'rolex-tini'....it will not help you type faster, but you will give a sh....t about speed of posts!

Tools · 6 October 2007, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by timebroker

Maybe the ol' brain is giving you trouble too

Hmmm..If I wasn't so senile I could've thought of that..

Tools · 6 October 2007, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by GerardoG

Try some more 'rolex-tini'....it will not help you type faster, but you will give a sh....t about speed of posts!

With that....I'm off to the kitchen...

GerardoG · 6 October 2007, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Tools

With that....I'm off to the kitchen...

It's Friday, and already past 5 in some places @ Europe!

timebroker · 6 October 2007, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by GerardoG

It's Friday, and already past 5 in some places @ Europe!

Any excuse will do

Prince · 6 October 2007, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Tools

Every time I try to compose a thoughtful answer to a question on this forum.....by the time I type and post, a half dozen of you guys are there ahead of me.
This thing is moving too freakin' fast..

It's not the computer...must be these old tired fingers...

Well Larry, if you'd stop hanging out with JJ, things would probably improve substantially. It's the "sheep syndrome". That's it! Yeah!!! Sheep Syndrome!!!

leopardprey · 6 October 2007, 04:04 AM

You will soon be burned out like the other Moderators in no time!!!!!!

JJ Irani · 6 October 2007, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Well Larry, if you'd stop hanging out with JJ, things would probably improve substantially. It's the "sheep syndrome". That's it! Yeah!!! Sheep Syndrome!!!

How come I suddenly get dragged into all this?

Prince · 6 October 2007, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

How come I suddenly get dragged into all this?

It's that "Sheep Syndrome" workin' for ya (or against ya), JJ!!!

roadcarver · 6 October 2007, 04:18 AM

Larry, time to get a speech recognition software to get it to type faster LOL!

Tools · 6 October 2007, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by roadcarver

Larry, time to get a speech recognition software to get it to type faster LOL!

Oh no....
The stuff coming out of my mouth when I'm responding to this stuff is nowhere near what eventually ends up on the screen..

Otherwise I might have to ban myself...

Prince · 6 October 2007, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Tools

Oh no....
The stuff coming out of my mouth when I'm responding to this stuff is nowhere near what eventually ends up on the screen..

Otherwise I might have to ban myself...

Just turn on the "Expletive Recognition and Alteration" feature. Can be found under the "Tools" menu...

timebroker · 6 October 2007, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Tools

Oh no....
The stuff coming out of my mouth when I'm responding to this stuff is nowhere near what eventually ends up on the screen..

Otherwise I might have to ban myself...

Something like "^%$^% bloody tossers!!!"

roadcarver · 6 October 2007, 04:27 AM

Haha... you'll read like somebody that has turett (sp) syndrome.

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Originally Posted by Tools

Oh no....
The stuff coming out of my mouth when I'm responding to this stuff is nowhere near what eventually ends up on the screen..

Otherwise I might have to ban myself...

Tools · 6 October 2007, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Just turn on the "Expletive Recognition and Alteration" feature. Can be found under the "Tools" menu...

Prince · 6 October 2007, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Tools

There ya go, Larry. Excellent use of smilies to convey your thoughts!

Tools · 6 October 2007, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

There ya go, Larry. Excellent use of smilies to convey your thoughts!

Some folks are visual learners...

(these are only examples, of course)

Prince · 6 October 2007, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Tools

Some folks are visual learners...

(these are only examples, of course)

Of course. And fine ones too, I might add!

Mrdi · 6 October 2007, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Tools

Every time I try to compose a thoughtful answer to a question on this forum.....by the time I type and post, a half dozen of you guys are there ahead of me.

This thing is moving too freakin' fast..

It's not the computer...must be these old tired fingers...

lOOks like you found the solution.
Start a new post.

SPACE-DWELLER · 6 October 2007, 06:19 AM

It's not MY fault! The OTHERS did it!

ldmarcht · 6 October 2007, 07:26 AM

This one is for you JJ;

Did you guys ever hear the one about the cowboy that found the indian sitting alone at campfire one night with just his dog, his horse and a sheep?

The cowboy tried to get the indian to talk but he wouldn't say a thing. So the cowboy, being a good ventriloquist, tried to goad the indian into talking but making it seem like his dog could talk.

The cowboy asked the dog "How well does this indian take care of you" and then made it seem like the dog said "He's ok, he gives me rabbit to eat and always let's me drink out of the stream as much as I want"

The cowboy looked at the indian, who was raising an eyebrow but said nothing.

So the cowboy asked the horse the same question and the horse 'said' "He treats me well, brushes me and never gallops me for too long"

Looking at the indian the cowboy sees both eyebrows raised but still the indian says nothing. So the cowboy says "Well, let's see what the sheep has to say"

Suddenly the indian says "Sheep lie!"

....cheers

timebroker · 6 October 2007, 07:29 AM

poor JJ

Incurable · 6 October 2007, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Tools

Every time I try to compose a thoughtful answer to a question on this forum.....by the time I type and post, a half dozen of you guys are there ahead of me.

This thing is moving too freakin' fast..

It's not the computer...must be these old tired fingers...

I hate it when that happens... You could always resort to the old fallback by replying to all questions w/"Use the search function"... (which nobody does here, BTW??) That way, you could just copy/paste and have your insightful reply ready in just a couple seconds...

JJ Irani · 6 October 2007, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ldmarcht

This one is for you JJ;

Did you guys ever hear the one about the cowboy that found the indian sitting alone at campfire one night with just his dog, his horse and a sheep?

The cowboy tried to get the indian to talk but he wouldn't say a thing. So the cowboy, being a good ventriloquist, tried to goad the indian into talking but making it seem like his dog could talk.

The cowboy asked the dog "How well does this indian take care of you" and then made it seem like the dog said "He's ok, he gives me rabbit to eat and always let's me drink out of the stream as much as I want"

The cowboy looked at the indian, who was raising an eyebrow but said nothing.

So the cowboy asked the horse the same question and the horse 'said' "He treats me well, brushes me and never gallops me for too long"

Looking at the indian the cowboy sees both eyebrows raised but still the indian says nothing. So the cowboy says "Well, let's see what the sheep has to say"

Suddenly the indian says "Sheep lie!"

....cheers

Tools · 7 October 2007, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Incurable

I hate it when that happens... You could always resort to the old fallback by replying to all questions w/"Use the search function"... (which nobody does here, BTW??) That way, you could just copy/paste and have your insightful reply ready in just a couple seconds...

You know....I hate that....

And, I'm glad you brought it up....

There are some forums where that seems to be the prevalent answer. Sure, there probably isn't much you can ask on this forum that you can't find somewhere in the thousands of threads and posts here....

But you will never see me answer with "use the search function" dummy.

That just stifles the whole personality of this fine forum family...

SPACE-DWELLER · 7 October 2007, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Tools

You know....I hate that....

And, I'm glad you brought it up....

There are some forums where that seems to be the prevalent answer. Sure, there probably isn't much you can ask on this forum that you can't find somewhere in the thousands of threads and posts here....

But you will never see me answer with "use the search function" dummy.

That just stifles the whole personality of this fine forum family...

I have been a member of a German Rolex forum, and when I asked about something in my VERY first post, I got the reply from the moderator:

"Einfach mal die Boardsuche benutzen, DANKE!!!"
(Just use the "Search" option, THANK YOU)

When I objected to that kind of tone, I was kicked out, without any warning!

Luckily, I now know that that German forum is famous for being RUDE! And a LOT of members have gone from there by their own will.

timebroker · 7 October 2007, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Spacedweller

I have been a member of a German Rolex forum, and when I asked about something in my VERY first post, I got the reply from the moderator:

"Einfach mal die Boardsuche benutzen, DANKE!!!"
(Just use the "Search" option, THANK YOU)

When I objected to that kind of tone, I was kicked out, without any warning!

Luckily, I now know that that German forum is famous for being RUDE! And a LOT of members have gone from there by their own will.

You should have replied "Einfach mal dem finger aus'm arsch holen, DANKE"

SPACE-DWELLER · 7 October 2007, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by timebroker

You should have replied "Einfach mal dem finger aus'm arsch holen, DANKE"

Well, I DID! That is why I was kicked out!

6 October 2007, 03:36 AM	#1
Tools TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Larry Location: Mojave Desert Watch: GMT's Posts: 43,516	I can't keep up !! Every time I try to compose a thoughtful answer to a question on this forum.....by the time I type and post, a half dozen of you guys are there ahead of me. This thing is moving too freakin' fast.. It's not the computer...must be these old tired fingers...

6 October 2007, 04:18 AM	#12
roadcarver "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Vernon Location: C-a-n-a-d-a Watch: 16600 Posts: 5,641	Larry, time to get a speech recognition software to get it to type faster LOL! __________________ I'm just a cook...

6 October 2007, 06:19 AM	#22
SPACE-DWELLER "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Real Name: Bo Location: Denmark Watch: Rolex, of course! Posts: 22,436	It's not MY fault! The OTHERS did it! __________________ With kind regards, Bo LocTite 221: The Taming Of The Screw...

6 October 2007, 03:38 AM	#3
GerardoG Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Real Name: Gerardo Location: Here Watch: ALL of them Posts: 32,098	Try some more 'rolex-tini'....it will not help you type faster, but you will give a sh....t about speed of posts!

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6 October 2007, 07:26 AM	#23
ldmarcht Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Larry Location: Tucson, Arizona Watch: Rolex Daytona SS Posts: 150	This one is for you JJ; Did you guys ever hear the one about the cowboy that found the indian sitting alone at campfire one night with just his dog, his horse and a sheep? The cowboy tried to get the indian to talk but he wouldn't say a thing. So the cowboy, being a good ventriloquist, tried to goad the indian into talking but making it seem like his dog could talk. The cowboy asked the dog "How well does this indian take care of you" and then made it seem like the dog said "He's ok, he gives me rabbit to eat and always let's me drink out of the stream as much as I want" The cowboy looked at the indian, who was raising an eyebrow but said nothing. So the cowboy asked the horse the same question and the horse 'said' "He treats me well, brushes me and never gallops me for too long" Looking at the indian the cowboy sees both eyebrows raised but still the indian says nothing. So the cowboy says "Well, let's see what the sheep has to say" Suddenly the indian says "Sheep lie!" ....cheers

6 October 2007, 07:29 AM	#24
timebroker "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Filip Location: Belgium Posts: 1,619	poor JJ

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