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Goodwatch · 25 November 2005, 02:55 AM

A woman goes to her doctor and asks to have a thorough examination, especially ‘down below’ because she was getting married for the fourth time next week.

After the examination the doctor asks if she’s sure she has been married 3 times before because she’s still a virgin.

Well, the woman explains, my first husband was a gynecologist and he only looked at it, my second husband was a psychiatrist, he only talked about it and my third husband was a builder and he always said “maybe next week”.

And your next husband?, the doctor asks. My next husband is a lawyer, so I’m sure I’m going to get screwed this time.

dina · 25 November 2005, 03:03 AM

padi56 · 25 November 2005, 03:23 AM

And so very true Frans.

JJ Irani · 25 November 2005, 03:24 AM

Good one, Frans.

AJC · 27 November 2005, 06:38 AM

Rockrolex · 27 November 2005, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

A woman goes to her doctor and asks to have a thorough examination, especially ‘down below’ because she was getting married for the fourth time next week.

After the examination the doctor asks if she’s sure she has been married 3 times before because she’s still a virgin.

Well, the woman explains, my first husband was a gynecologist and he only looked at it, my second husband was a psychiatrist, he only talked about it and my third husband was a builder and he always said “maybe next week”.

And your next husband?, the doctor asks. My next husband is a lawyer, so I’m sure I’m going to get screwed this time.

What's so funny about that. Of course she will.

Goodwatch · 27 November 2005, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

What's so funny about that. Of course she will.

Damn, I wish I was Stateside, we could have a couple of drinks and a few laughs. That's the trouble with forums like these, we're too far apart

Rockrolex · 27 November 2005, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Damn, I wish I was Stateside, we could have a couple of drinks and a few laughs. That's the trouble with forums like these, we're too far apart

Arleen and I will be in London from February 16-21. We've got tentative plans to meet up with Shane and Adrian (and possibly Peter). If you can make it over to that side of the channel, it would be great to get together.

mailman · 27 November 2005, 09:14 AM

25 November 2005, 02:55 AM	#1
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Getting married again A woman goes to her doctor and asks to have a thorough examination, especially ‘down below’ because she was getting married for the fourth time next week. After the examination the doctor asks if she’s sure she has been married 3 times before because she’s still a virgin. Well, the woman explains, my first husband was a gynecologist and he only looked at it, my second husband was a psychiatrist, he only talked about it and my third husband was a builder and he always said “maybe next week”. And your next husband?, the doctor asks. My next husband is a lawyer, so I’m sure I’m going to get screwed this time. __________________ Member# 127 Last edited by Goodwatch; 25 November 2005 at 03:05 AM..

25 November 2005, 03:23 AM	#3
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	And so very true Frans. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

25 November 2005, 03:24 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Good one, Frans. __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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