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joejitsu · 8 May 2012, 09:30 AM

> THESE REALLY WORK!!
>
> I checked this out on Snopes, and it's for real!
>
> AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
>
> 1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
> else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
>
> 2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by
> using the sink.
>
> 3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed
> for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember
> to use a timer.
>
> 4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you
> from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
> button.
>
> 5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then
> you'll be afraid to cough.
>
> 6. You only need two tools in life - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
> move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
> duct tape.
>
> 7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
>
> THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Some People Are Like Slinkies - Not Really Good
> For Anything But They Bring A Smile To Your Face When They're Pushed
> Down The Stairs!

FeelingTheBlues · 8 May 2012, 02:25 PM

Why didn't I think about those before?

TSW · 8 May 2012, 02:27 PM

:)

limbo · 8 May 2012, 04:07 PM

Kevin B · 14 May 2012, 02:10 PM

Love those, just shared them with the family

77T · 16 May 2012, 09:33 PM

8 May 2012, 09:30 AM	#1
joejitsu "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Real Name: Joel Location: Ontario, Canada Watch: that gOLD Diddy Posts: 483	These really work!! > THESE REALLY WORK!! > > I checked this out on Snopes, and it's for real! > > AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: > > 1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone > else to hold the vegetables while you chop. > > 2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by > using the sink. > > 3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed > for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember > to use a timer. > > 4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you > from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze > button. > > 5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then > you'll be afraid to cough. > > 6. You only need two tools in life - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't > move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the > duct tape. > > 7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. > > THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Some People Are Like Slinkies - Not Really Good > For Anything But They Bring A Smile To Your Face When They're Pushed > Down The Stairs! __________________ DD 18038 SubC 116610LN DJ 116234

8 May 2012, 02:25 PM	#2
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	Why didn't I think about those before? __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

8 May 2012, 02:27 PM	#3
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16 May 2012, 09:33 PM	#6
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,016	__________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

8 May 2012, 04:07 PM	#4
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14 May 2012, 02:10 PM	#5
Kevin B "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: San Diego Posts: 324	Love those, just shared them with the family

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