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Jocke · 1 September 2012, 05:28 AM

I want to humbly apologize to anyone who apologized today. I'm sorry for all the violated TRF members and hope with
this post that you accept my apology, but takes you to the need to forgive you in yet another apology post. If you
have not noticed it so I ask actually apologized for this behavior and I'm really hurt about this apology posting will pass
away all weekend. So please forgive me and let's move on.

dddrees · 1 September 2012, 05:29 AM

Well it's about time.

MonBK · 1 September 2012, 05:31 AM

Jocke, if you don't mind,

can you please repeat this,

but this time in English.

Art 1 · 1 September 2012, 05:33 AM

Jocke, I am so sorry that you are so sorry that I couldn't be any sorrier.

Jocke · 1 September 2012, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonBK

Jocke, if you don't mind,

can you please repeat this,

but this time in English.

Why not ask Paul to repeat it in Swedish?

MonBK · 1 September 2012, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jocke

Why not ask Paul to repeat it in Swedish?

Ahh, I wish he would do it.

The Joker · 1 September 2012, 05:42 AM

I would like to apologise to anyone I have not offended today.

Please be patient, I will get to you shortly

BarkMaster · 1 September 2012, 06:08 AM

Y'all are a sorry bunch...

wantonebad · 1 September 2012, 06:10 AM

I'm sorry your sorry

FeelingTheBlues · 1 September 2012, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wantonebad

I'm sorry your sorry

We're a happy family,
With a great big hug,
And an apology to you,
Something something something you're sorry too!

Note to self: read the lyrics of Barney's theme song again and remember the words...

theloxmyth · 1 September 2012, 06:15 AM

All the above apologies are insufficient.

When you all are truly sincerely sorry, your apologies might then be acceptable.

Sorry if I offend thee.

TheVTCGuy · 1 September 2012, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jocke

Why not ask Paul to repeat it in Swedish?

Working on it.......

MonBK · 1 September 2012, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Working on it.......

Can hardly wait.

dddrees · 1 September 2012, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Working on it.......

We're all waiting Paul.

Darlinboy · 1 September 2012, 06:43 AM

Brenda Lee said it best...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGLR25EJtfE

Brushpup · 1 September 2012, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonBK

Can hardly wait.

Don't hold your breath.

And Jocke, I cannot accept your apology at this time. I'm sorry.

z32turbo · 1 September 2012, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dddrees

We're all waiting Paul.

TheVTCGuy · 1 September 2012, 07:54 AM

To all my TRF brethern....

Oh, Bless you Jocke, you tried very hard my friend, but I'm afraid your English just is not up to the task... So let me help you. Here is Jocke's posting in his native language:

Jag vill ödmjukt be om ursäkt till alla som bad om ursäkt idag. Jag är ledsen för alla brutit TRF medlemmar och hopp med
det här inlägget att du accepterar min ursäkt, men tar dig till behovet att förlåta dig i ännu en ursäkt post. Om du
har inte märkt det så jag ber verkligen om ursäkt för detta beteende och jag är verkligen sårad om detta ursäkt inlägg kommer att passera
bort hela helgen. Så förlåt mig och låt oss gå vidare.

Try as he might, he just couldn't get it close enough in to English, so let me help you my friend, since I speak Swedish fluently now. Here is what Jocke was trying to say translated in to English:

To the establishement of the fuzzy navel society.. It pains my inner thighs to learn of the association between establishments of a fulsome attitude, perplexing within your pre-posed linear actuaters. Further more, if there are hubris amounts of an abbotoir, within our conglomeration, it is my hope that we have an afflatus not to be belicose concerning the beorgeous. To thee, I express, my chateline has delenda these terrible obsession. So, I denouement this entire process.

Yep, I guess that about sums it up.

Oh, almost forgot one last part.....

And when the Star of Beauty, is damaged by a carrot, then I will swim with Gopher, and jump in the bathtub.

Rockrolex · 1 September 2012, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

To all my TRF brethern....

Oh, Bless you Jocke, you tried very hard my friend, but I'm afraid your English just is not up to the task... So let me help you. Here is Jocke's posting in his native language:

Jag vill ödmjukt be om ursäkt till alla som bad om ursäkt idag. Jag är ledsen för alla brutit TRF medlemmar och hopp med
det här inlägget att du accepterar min ursäkt, men tar dig till behovet att förlåta dig i ännu en ursäkt post. Om du
har inte märkt det så jag ber verkligen om ursäkt för detta beteende och jag är verkligen sårad om detta ursäkt inlägg kommer att passera
bort hela helgen. Så förlåt mig och låt oss gå vidare.

Try as he might, he just couldn't get it close enough in to English, so let me help you my friend, since I speak Swedish fluently now. Here is what Jocke was trying to say translated in to English:

To the establishement of the fuzzy navel society.. It pains my inner thighs to learn of the association between establishments of a fulsome attitude, perplexing within your pre-posed linear actuaters. Further more, if there are hubris amounts of an abbotoir, within our conglomeration, it is my hope that we have an afflatus not to be belicose concerning the beorgeous. To thee, I express, my chateline has delenda these terrible obsession. So, I denouement this entire process.

Yep, I guess that about sums it up.

Oh, almost forgot one last part.....

And when the Star of Beauty, is damaged by a carrot, then I will swim with Gopher, and jump in the bathtub.

To which I will sy: "One grunch, but that eggplant over there." Courtesy of Alfred E. Newman, Mad Magazine.

FeelingTheBlues · 1 September 2012, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

To all my TRF brethern....

Oh, Bless you Jocke, you tried very hard my friend, but I'm afraid your English just is not up to the task... So let me help you. Here is Jocke's posting in his native language:

Jag vill ödmjukt be om ursäkt till alla som bad om ursäkt idag. Jag är ledsen för alla brutit TRF medlemmar och hopp med
det här inlägget att du accepterar min ursäkt, men tar dig till behovet att förlåta dig i ännu en ursäkt post. Om du
har inte märkt det så jag ber verkligen om ursäkt för detta beteende och jag är verkligen sårad om detta ursäkt inlägg kommer att passera
bort hela helgen. Så förlåt mig och låt oss gå vidare.

Try as he might, he just couldn't get it close enough in to English, so let me help you my friend, since I speak Swedish fluently now. Here is what Jocke was trying to say translated in to English:

To the establishement of the fuzzy navel society.. It pains my inner thighs to learn of the association between establishments of a fulsome attitude, perplexing within your pre-posed linear actuaters. Further more, if there are hubris amounts of an abbotoir, within our conglomeration, it is my hope that we have an afflatus not to be belicose concerning the beorgeous. To thee, I express, my chateline has delenda these terrible obsession. So, I denouement this entire process.

Yep, I guess that about sums it up.

Oh, almost forgot one last part.....

And when the Star of Beauty, is damaged by a carrot, then I will swim with Gopher, and jump in the bathtub.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockrolex

To which I will sy: "One grunch, but that eggplant over there." Courtesy of Alfred E. Newman, Mad Magazine.

That was deep guys...

Frogman4me · 1 September 2012, 08:29 AM

All is forgiven my friend :D

Kingair · 1 September 2012, 08:44 AM

Apologies excepted !

Finally

HAGWe all

And you too Jocke ;)

Andad · 1 September 2012, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FeelingTheBlues

We're a happy family,
With a great big hug,
And an apology to you,
Something something something you're sorry too!

Note to self: read the lyrics of Barney's theme song again and remember the words...

That is really bad Carl.

Oops....sorry.

Trurolexer · 1 September 2012, 08:11 PM

Jocke...My Man!!!

FeelingTheBlues · 1 September 2012, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directioneng

That is really bad Carl.

Oops....sorry.

You just don't understand my art Eddie!

Oops...I guess I should apologize too!

Johny · 1 September 2012, 10:30 PM

thanks for clearing that up paul.

unclesallie · 3 September 2012, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theloxmyth

All the above apologies are insufficient.

When you all are truly sincerely sorry, your apologies might then be acceptable.

Sorry if I offend thee.

Ok. I'm sorry about you're being sorry about Joaquim being sorry,
and on and on and so it goes(with apologies to Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.)........

So sorry, Kurt and to anyone else I offended for the .................

theloxmyth · 3 September 2012, 12:36 PM

Hope all is well with you, Dan.

Sorry, if it isn't.

rodrob59 · 3 September 2012, 01:21 PM

What a sorry thread.

Sorry about that outburst.

1 September 2012, 05:28 AM	#1
Jocke 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Real Name: Jocke Location: Sweden Watch: A dozen of Rolex's Posts: 22,541	A public apology to you all>>>>>>>> I want to humbly apologize to anyone who apologized today. I'm sorry for all the violated TRF members and hope with this post that you accept my apology, but takes you to the need to forgive you in yet another apology post. If you have not noticed it so I ask actually apologized for this behavior and I'm really hurt about this apology posting will pass away all weekend. So please forgive me and let's move on. __________________ This message is written in perfect swenglish. What is best a custom Rolex or a Rolex that is stuck in custom? Buy a professional camera and you´re a professional photographer, buy a flute and you own a flute.

1 September 2012, 05:29 AM	#2
dddrees "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2010 Real Name: Dan Location: USA Watch: This N That Posts: 34,253	Well it's about time. __________________ When it captures your imagination, that's when you know you have found your passion. Loyal Foot Soldier of The Nylon Nation. Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

1 September 2012, 06:08 AM	#8
BarkMaster "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Texas Watch: 18078 YG DD Posts: 7,962	Y'all are a sorry bunch... __________________ BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

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1 September 2012, 06:15 AM	#11
theloxmyth 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NY Posts: 6,382	All the above apologies are insufficient. When you all are truly sincerely sorry, your apologies might then be acceptable. Sorry if I offend thee. __________________ Craig, The (I'm JUST a) Loxmyth. If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. — Albert Einstein (1879-1955) TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION IS ENABLED.

1 September 2012, 05:31 AM	#3
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	Jocke, if you don't mind, can you please repeat this, but this time in English.

1 September 2012, 05:33 AM	#4
Art 1 Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Florida, Canada Watch: Rol/Seik/Tud/Omega Posts: 30,244	Jocke, I am so sorry that you are so sorry that I couldn't be any sorrier.

1 September 2012, 05:42 AM	#7
The Joker "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Gotham Posts: 9,641	I would like to apologise to anyone I have not offended today. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly

1 September 2012, 06:43 AM	#15
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1 September 2012, 07:54 AM	#18
TheVTCGuy Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Paul Location: San Diego Watch: 126619LB Posts: 21,540	To all my TRF brethern.... Oh, Bless you Jocke, you tried very hard my friend, but I'm afraid your English just is not up to the task... So let me help you. Here is Jocke's posting in his native language: Jag vill ödmjukt be om ursäkt till alla som bad om ursäkt idag. Jag är ledsen för alla brutit TRF medlemmar och hopp med det här inlägget att du accepterar min ursäkt, men tar dig till behovet att förlåta dig i ännu en ursäkt post. Om du har inte märkt det så jag ber verkligen om ursäkt för detta beteende och jag är verkligen sårad om detta ursäkt inlägg kommer att passera bort hela helgen. Så förlåt mig och låt oss gå vidare. Try as he might, he just couldn't get it close enough in to English, so let me help you my friend, since I speak Swedish fluently now. Here is what Jocke was trying to say translated in to English: To the establishement of the fuzzy navel society.. It pains my inner thighs to learn of the association between establishments of a fulsome attitude, perplexing within your pre-posed linear actuaters. Further more, if there are hubris amounts of an abbotoir, within our conglomeration, it is my hope that we have an afflatus not to be belicose concerning the beorgeous. To thee, I express, my chateline has delenda these terrible obsession. So, I denouement this entire process. Yep, I guess that about sums it up. Oh, almost forgot one last part..... And when the Star of Beauty, is damaged by a carrot, then I will swim with Gopher, and jump in the bathtub.

1 September 2012, 08:29 AM	#21
Frogman4me Banned Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Maryland Posts: 6,268	All is forgiven my friend :D

1 September 2012, 08:44 AM	#22
Kingair "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: USA Watch: Not enough ;-) Posts: 21,232	Apologies excepted ! Finally HAGWe all And you too Jocke ;)

1 September 2012, 08:11 PM	#24
Trurolexer Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: USA Watch: 5513MaxiI+PreComex Posts: 18,421	Jocke...My Man!!!

1 September 2012, 10:30 PM	#26
Johny "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: john Location: Scotland Watch: sub 16610Lv Posts: 13,523	thanks for clearing that up paul. __________________ "AFTER DARK" BAR AND NIGHT CLUB GM.

3 September 2012, 12:36 PM	#28
theloxmyth 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NY Posts: 6,382	Hope all is well with you, Dan. Sorry, if it isn't. __________________ Craig, The (I'm JUST a) Loxmyth. If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. — Albert Einstein (1879-1955) TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION IS ENABLED.

3 September 2012, 01:21 PM	#29
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