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Old 18 December 2012, 09:39 PM   #1
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The Old Boy.

An old man shuffled into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath he ordered coffee and a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "Arthritis."

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Old 18 December 2012, 10:28 PM   #2
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That one is great!
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Old 19 December 2012, 08:47 AM   #3
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Love it!
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Old 20 December 2012, 10:42 AM   #4
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Does anyone really know what time it is?
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Old 20 December 2012, 10:50 AM   #5
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