ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

padi56 · 30 December 2012, 08:40 PM

A man takes his wife to the live stock show. They start heading down the alley that house all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!"

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"

They precede to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.

That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and enquire if he had to f*ck the same old cow every day."

77T · 31 December 2012, 12:44 PM

Andad · 31 December 2012, 12:53 PM

I doubt a Scotsman would use language like that.

Was he a visitor from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch Peter?

mjclark32 · 2 January 2013, 11:33 AM

Hahahhahahaahhaa

swatty · 3 January 2013, 07:35 PM

Bangel · 3 January 2013, 07:54 PM

30 December 2012, 08:40 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	The Royal Highland Show. A man takes his wife to the live stock show. They start heading down the alley that house all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!" They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!" They precede to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and enquire if he had to f*ck the same old cow every day." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

31 December 2012, 12:44 PM	#2
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,016	__________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

31 December 2012, 12:53 PM	#3
Andad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,527	I doubt a Scotsman would use language like that. Was he a visitor from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch Peter? __________________ E

2 January 2013, 11:33 AM	#4
mjclark32 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: MJC Location: PHL USA Watch: IWC, Rolex, AP Posts: 29,232	Hahahhahahaahhaa __________________

3 January 2013, 07:35 PM	#5
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415

3 January 2013, 07:54 PM	#6
Bangel "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Australia Watch: 116610LN Posts: 15,802

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)