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Old 12 January 2013, 10:26 AM   #1
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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart:

50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17..9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C)
Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
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Old 12 January 2013, 11:04 AM   #2
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Hilarious! Thanks.
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Old 12 January 2013, 12:34 PM   #3
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Old 12 January 2013, 12:55 PM   #4
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Nice:)
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Old 12 January 2013, 01:42 PM   #5
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Funny.

The second one is true. Today was just above freezing, a perfect excuse to open the sun roof.

The last one just makes me sad.
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Old 13 January 2013, 03:28 AM   #6
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Couldn't be more true!
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