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Old 2 April 2013, 05:10 AM   #1
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Mon lost his grandson in the mall>>>>

Mon's small grandson got lost at the mall...


He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa"

The guard asked "what's his name?"

"Grandpa"

The guard smiled, then asked, "what's he like?"

The little fella hesitated for a moment and the replied,

"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits"

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Old 2 April 2013, 05:10 AM   #2
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Old 2 April 2013, 05:23 AM   #3
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I'm so proud of him.
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Old 2 April 2013, 05:29 AM   #4
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So are we Mon

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Old 2 April 2013, 05:35 AM   #5
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So are we Mon

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Old 2 April 2013, 05:36 AM   #6
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Old 2 April 2013, 05:44 AM   #7
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Old 2 April 2013, 06:27 AM   #8
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That kid has upper management written all over him.
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Old 2 April 2013, 07:40 AM   #10
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Old 2 April 2013, 11:31 AM   #11
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Old 2 April 2013, 12:03 PM   #12
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Old 2 April 2013, 07:31 PM   #13
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Old 3 April 2013, 11:00 PM   #16
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The little one's been looking at Mon's wallet pics...
He forgot the Pop Tarts though.

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