Italian Honeymoon....

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...Could be a repeat.. but still funny....(..IMO..)
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After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to this friends.
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Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"
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Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."
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"Whatayou mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
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"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she pack a biga basket a food. She brough at da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basket .
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The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat indisa car. Musta use a dining car..'
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So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a vino!
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Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car.
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While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar.

The conductore, he waga is finger again and say, 'No a smokina disa car.

Musta go to a smokina car ..'
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"We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
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Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice..
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'Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia !'
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"Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus."

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