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Old 30 March 2013, 01:54 AM   #1
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Getting It Wet.

I nervously inserted a finger:

it felt warm and wet.

"I'm gonna need more than that," she said. Taking a breath,

I then put in 3 fingers.

"Go on, get your whole hand in," she demanded.

I wanted to please her, so I did what she said:

I was really sweating now.

"It's no good, you'll have to put both hands in".

I closed my eyes & thrust forward with my other hand & she let out a scream.















"There you go, it's not that bloody hard doing the washing up!
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Old 30 March 2013, 02:29 AM   #2
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Old 30 March 2013, 05:14 AM   #4
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You are disgusting Peter.


But I still like you.
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Old 30 March 2013, 09:08 PM   #7
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You are disgusting Peter.


But I still like you.
Its all in the mind mate.
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Old 30 March 2013, 09:28 PM   #9
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Old 30 March 2013, 09:45 PM   #10
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Old 2 April 2013, 07:27 PM   #12
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You are disgusting Peter.


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Its all in the mind mate.
Disgusting?! It was actually pretty "clean!"
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