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5 April 2013, 04:48 AM
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a family-friendly one
A polar bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "May I please have a gin and...
...... ....... ......... .......... ............. ................. ........................ ............................ ............................... ................................ ... tonic?" To which the bartender replies, "Sure, but why the big pause?" The Polar Bear shrugs and says "I dunno, I've always had 'em." |
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5 April 2013, 06:07 AM
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5 April 2013, 07:31 AM
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5 April 2013, 08:54 AM
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5 April 2013, 10:14 AM
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5 April 2013, 04:08 PM
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5 April 2013, 07:05 PM
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5 April 2013, 07:18 PM
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7 April 2013, 12:37 AM
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12 April 2013, 07:21 PM
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14 April 2013, 06:32 PM
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Excellent! Perfect for the counter guy at the lumber yard! [short enough to remember].
I'll try this one with my nephew, but substitute, "Diner" and "peanutbutter & jelly". |
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