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BH13GMT · 17 April 2013, 05:28 AM

A little Aussie humour...

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion.

The Italian said:
"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman said:
"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight"

The Aussie said:
That's nothing! Last night I massaged my wife ,y'know, all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two full hours? ...wow! that's phenomenal. How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"

The Aussie replied ,
"I wiped my hands on the curtains."

MonBK · 17 April 2013, 05:45 AM

:)

FeelingTheBlues · 17 April 2013, 06:33 AM

swatty · 17 April 2013, 07:37 AM

dkatz · 17 April 2013, 08:22 AM

good one! :-)

cop414 · 17 April 2013, 09:42 AM

Trouble15 · 17 April 2013, 12:12 PM

Bangel · 17 April 2013, 08:30 PM

Cru Jones · 17 April 2013, 09:01 PM

:-)

Psmith · 18 April 2013, 01:26 AM

77T · 18 April 2013, 11:26 AM

TSW · 19 April 2013, 04:31 AM

:)

dukester · 19 April 2013, 05:36 PM

Rofl!!!!

Monte Cristo · 19 April 2013, 09:22 PM

Hairdude1 · 20 April 2013, 02:32 PM

Nice

crowncollection · 20 April 2013, 04:58 PM

:):o:thumbup::D

Lion · 21 April 2013, 05:07 AM

Very funny.....

17 April 2013, 05:28 AM	#1
BH13GMT "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Real Name: Paul Location: UK, Dorset Watch: and learn Posts: 2,636	A little Aussie humour... A little Aussie humour... An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion. The Italian said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes." The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight" The Aussie said: That's nothing! Last night I massaged my wife ,y'know, all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours." The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two full hours? ...wow! that's phenomenal. How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?" The Aussie replied , "I wiped my hands on the curtains." __________________ Rolex Sub 1680, Rolex GMT 116710LN, Rolex Datejust 16220 Salmon Dial (the Mrs), Tudor BB58, Tudor Pelagos Blue and Several Seiko's ************************************************ *************** "last one in the chopper is a rotten egg" Jonathan Quayle Higgins III

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