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Dr. Robert · 11 April 2013, 04:42 PM

A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand..........
The pastor called on him & the little boy said, "I know if you have a resurrection that lasts more than 4 hrs. you're supposed to call the doctor."
It took 10 minutes for the congregation to settle down.

Psmith · 11 April 2013, 06:53 PM

MonBK · 11 April 2013, 07:06 PM

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FeelingTheBlues · 11 April 2013, 08:49 PM

cop414 · 11 April 2013, 09:10 PM

Bangel · 12 April 2013, 07:15 PM

77T · 18 April 2013, 11:22 AM

Hairdude1 · 18 April 2013, 02:27 PM

Ha

Lion · 21 April 2013, 05:08 AM

Very good.....

11 April 2013, 04:42 PM	#1
Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,235	The pastor & the children. A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand.......... The pastor called on him & the little boy said, "I know if you have a resurrection that lasts more than 4 hrs. you're supposed to call the doctor." It took 10 minutes for the congregation to settle down. __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

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