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28 April 2013, 06:39 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Real Name: Nick
Location: Los Angeles
Watch: 2 SS Daytonas(W&B)
Posts: 542
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Stretcher????
While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a Pennsylvania State Trooper with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The Trooper pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?' To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the Trooper, 'what do you do?' 'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded. The Trooper stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.' 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?' he asked. 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...' Ticket ------------------------ $95.00 Court Costs ----------------- $45.00 Look on Trooper's face - --- Priceless |
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28 April 2013, 09:30 PM
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TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Tim
Location: Pennsylvania
Watch: 14060M
Posts: 72,239
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Love it...
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29 April 2013, 02:23 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Alex
Location: Chicago
Watch: AP,PP, Rolex
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Lol!
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30 April 2013, 05:43 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: DFW, TX
Watch: Speedmaster
Posts: 672
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 He walked into that one, lol.
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30 April 2013, 08:04 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Sep 2011
Real Name: Carl
Location: Always moving
Watch: If you wish...
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Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin |
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30 April 2013, 10:28 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Oct 2012
Real Name: Jeff
Location: Michigan
Watch: DD 228238
Posts: 2,460
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30 April 2013, 09:19 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Real Name: PaulG
Location: Georgia
Posts: 42,016
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Does anyone really know what time it is? |
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30 April 2013, 09:56 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Australia
Watch: 116610LN
Posts: 15,802
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30 April 2013, 11:19 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Clive
Location: Exoplanet
Watch: spring-driven
Posts: 38,856
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