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7 May 2013, 11:09 PM
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Real Name: Peter
Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng
Watch: ing you.
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Man's Life in Review
Not politically correct but they are only jokes.
The human body has 7 trillion nerves.......my wife manages to get on every bloody one of them. ———————————————————————————— I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. They're brilliant...It makes the wife look like she’s actually moving during sex… ———————————————————————————— My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock. —————————————————————————— I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found out that my new doctor is young female and drop dead gorgeous. I was embarrassed, but she said, “Don't worry, I am a professional – I've seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I'll check it out. I said, “My Mrs thinks my gentleman's sausage tastes funny.” ———————————————————————————— I was pretty excited when my new girlfriend sent me a text message claiming that she loves anal. Silly Dyslexic bitch, it turns out that she loves Alan, my best friend…… ———————————————————————————— A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells, “Don't enter that church, you damn fool !!!” His wife asks him, “What are you watching?” Husband replies, “Our wedding video.” ———————————————————————————— Life is like a pen#s....Soft and hanging freely....It’s women that make it hard. ———————————————————————————— I said to the wife, “Get me a newspaper” “Don't be silly,” she said “You can borrow my iPad” That spider never knew what hit it. ———————————————————————– I bought a new perfume for my wife called Chloroform but she doesn't like it. She says it makes her sleepy and her ars# sore.
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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7 May 2013, 11:52 PM
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8 May 2013, 12:07 AM
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Lmao!!!
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8 May 2013, 12:42 AM
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8 May 2013, 10:52 AM
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Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin |
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8 May 2013, 12:09 PM
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Real Name: Gary
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Those are great.
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8 May 2013, 12:34 PM
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8 May 2013, 01:08 PM
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