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padi56 · 26 May 2013, 10:56 PM

A brochure circulated by a 5-Star Chinese Hotel

WHO SAYS TRAVELING TO CHINA ISN'T FUN.

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Welcome to Beijing.
Here's what will be available at the 5 star hotel.
Would like to check into this Chinese 5-star Hotel?
Brochure circulated by a 5-Star Chinese Hotel
----------------

Getting There:

Our representative will make you wait at the airport, the bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water out of window. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall, he always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The hotel:

This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

The Restaurant:

Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room:

Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Bed

Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her, she will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above all:

When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope, you will struggle to forget it.

MonBK · 27 May 2013, 02:11 AM

Sounds like a great hotel Peter.

Chambermaids, yes I've taken advantage of a few but I must say I've never been fiddled with at dinner.

If you decide to go Peter bring this along.

Trouble15 · 27 May 2013, 11:41 AM

cop414 · 27 May 2013, 12:33 PM

watchf · 27 May 2013, 05:43 PM

This one tops the chart haha made me laugh passing water out the window and squash my pants so tight chambermaid fiddled me donkey.

Sent from my Android mobile

Hairdude1 · 28 May 2013, 02:38 PM

very funny

Latrodectus · 28 May 2013, 02:47 PM

😁😃😁

Bangel · 28 May 2013, 08:27 PM

I'd prefer it if the manager was a she.

77T · 6 June 2013, 09:32 AM

26 May 2013, 10:56 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Lost in translation. A brochure circulated by a 5-Star Chinese Hotel WHO SAYS TRAVELING TO CHINA ISN'T FUN. Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Beijing. Here's what will be available at the 5 star hotel. Would like to check into this Chinese 5-star Hotel? Brochure circulated by a 5-Star Chinese Hotel ---------------- Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport, the bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water out of window. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall, he always tries to have intercourse with all new guests. The hotel: This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self. The Restaurant: Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you. Your Room: Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts. Bed Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her, she will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers. Above all: When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope, you will struggle to forget it. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

27 May 2013, 02:11 AM	#2
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	Sounds like a great hotel Peter. Chambermaids, yes I've taken advantage of a few but I must say I've never been fiddled with at dinner. If you decide to go Peter bring this along. Attached Images

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