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paijo · 27 May 2013, 01:45 AM

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the
tombstone maker
to inscribe on his tombstone, "Herelies Strange, an honest
man, and a
lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be
confusing,
for passersby would tend to think that three men were
buried under the
stone.

However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe,
"Here lies a
man who was both honest and a lawyer.

"That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone
and read it, they
would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!

beetleything · 27 May 2013, 04:03 AM

Ha - ain't that the truth!

I once had an old man in India say to me Lawyer = Lier.

brkanand · 27 May 2013, 09:29 AM

Haha... Good one

Sherwooddavid · 27 May 2013, 09:31 AM

Trouble15 · 27 May 2013, 11:41 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 28 May 2013, 07:52 AM

That's pretty good!

Bangel · 28 May 2013, 08:35 PM

Hairdude1 · 5 June 2013, 04:36 PM

Andad · 5 June 2013, 06:02 PM

Stavrodos WILL ban you all.

Cru Jones · 5 June 2013, 11:05 PM

77T · 6 June 2013, 09:57 AM

27 May 2013, 01:45 AM	#1
paijo "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Jakarta Posts: 69	lawyer A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Herelies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. "That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!

28 May 2013, 07:52 AM	#6
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	That's pretty good! __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

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beetleything "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Real Name: Big Al Location: Canada Watch: the next one Posts: 153	Ha - ain't that the truth! I once had an old man in India say to me Lawyer = Lier.

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