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padi56 · 31 May 2013, 12:37 AM

Premature Ejaculation

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself."

That same day, the man went to the store and bought himself a starter's pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife. Much to his delight, he discovers his wife is in bed, naked and waiting for him. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the building urge to climax. In order to startle himself, he fires the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

"Not so good, doc. When I fired the pistol, my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my pen#s and the mailman came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

andromeda160 · 31 May 2013, 12:57 AM

ouch... this guy deserved it for using a starter pistol during a bj though.

teqp · 31 May 2013, 05:32 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 31 May 2013, 08:41 AM

hdrazor251 · 31 May 2013, 02:28 PM

GradyPhilpott · 1 June 2013, 01:17 AM

True story.

GermanyMatt · 1 June 2013, 08:32 AM

Ahahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!

jackwebb · 1 June 2013, 10:30 AM

perpetualman88 · 1 June 2013, 10:31 AM

haha

subtona · 1 June 2013, 10:39 AM

cop414 · 3 June 2013, 10:00 AM

Hairdude1 · 5 June 2013, 01:40 PM

Cru Jones · 5 June 2013, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andromeda160

ouch... this guy deserved it for using a starter pistol during a bj though.

this comment completed the joke for me....

77T · 6 June 2013, 10:02 AM

Kingair · 7 June 2013, 09:12 PM

HAGWe

mjclark32 · 8 June 2013, 08:04 PM

Hahahahahahaha

Wacker23 · 9 June 2013, 06:24 AM

Lol great.

Glenn422 · 10 June 2013, 08:35 PM

watchf · 12 June 2013, 05:42 PM

Lol at the surprise ending with the mailman haha!

Sent from my Android mobile

Bernie.H. · 12 June 2013, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cru Jones

this comment completed the joke for me....

Fantastic

Sperry · 12 June 2013, 08:19 PM

One of the best jokes I've heard in ages!

Bangel · 14 June 2013, 11:15 AM

Ready, get set, go!

jolimont · 15 June 2013, 12:55 AM

Haha love it

31 May 2013, 12:37 AM	#1
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31 May 2013, 12:57 AM	#2
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9 June 2013, 06:24 AM	#17
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12 June 2013, 05:42 PM	#19
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12 June 2013, 08:19 PM	#21
Sperry "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Jim Location: Alpha Posts: 3,383	One of the best jokes I've heard in ages!

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