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padi56 · 12 June 2013, 10:32 PM

As an old Italian Mafia Don lay dying, he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson", I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome plated .38 revolver, so you will always remember me."

"But," whined the grandson, "I really don't like guns, Grandpa. How about leaving me your gold Rolex watch instead?"

"You lisinna to me," responded the Don..

"Somma day you goina be runna da business. You gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambini. Somma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. Whatta do you goina do then? Point to your watch and say, "Time’s up?"

FeelingTheBlues · 13 June 2013, 08:23 AM

BadBoy · 13 June 2013, 08:27 AM

Gaijin · 13 June 2013, 10:05 AM

Hahaha!

subtona · 13 June 2013, 10:08 AM

HRFdez · 13 June 2013, 11:09 AM

Badabing!

77T · 13 June 2013, 01:53 PM

benlee · 13 June 2013, 02:04 PM

This is funny! Good one!

leica · 13 June 2013, 04:09 PM

Bangel · 14 June 2013, 10:56 AM

cop414 · 14 June 2013, 12:11 PM

WilliamFoley · 14 June 2013, 02:07 PM

Real nice joke you posted out here..hoping for some more to come.

Glenn422 · 18 June 2013, 12:12 PM

hahahahahaha!

12 June 2013, 10:32 PM	#1
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13 June 2013, 08:23 AM	#2
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13 June 2013, 10:05 AM	#4
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13 June 2013, 01:53 PM	#7
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13 June 2013, 02:04 PM	#8
benlee "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Real Name: Ben Location: SIN & JKT Watch: Rolex, AP, PP Posts: 9,874	This is funny! Good one!

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14 June 2013, 02:07 PM	#12
WilliamFoley Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Real Name: William Foley Location: New Yorker, USA Watch: Timex MF17 (gifted Posts: 112	Real nice joke you posted out here..hoping for some more to come.

18 June 2013, 12:12 PM	#13
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