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padi56 · 25 June 2013, 01:54 AM

One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat down, opened the box and out popped a leprechaun. The man told the bartender, "I want a pint of beer and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here."

There was man sitting at the end of the bar watching all of this and, after the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he ran down to the end of the bar and spit in the guy's face. Then he ran back.

The guy with the box said, "I'll have another beer and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here."
After the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he again ran to the end of the bar and spit in the man's face, then dashed back.

The guy with the box ordered another beer for himself and another shot for the leprechaun. Again, the after the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he ran down to the end of the bar. But this time the man was waiting for him and he grabbed the leprechaun and held him in the air.

He said, "If you spit in my face again, I'm going to cut your pecker off."
The leprechaun laughed and said, "Leprechauns don't have peckers."
Then the man said, "If you don't have peckers, then how do you pee?"
"By spitting," said the leprechaun.

cop414 · 25 June 2013, 06:44 AM

BadBoy · 25 June 2013, 07:29 AM

Whahahahaha

Didn't see that one coming

FeelingTheBlues · 26 June 2013, 06:58 AM

MonBK · 26 June 2013, 07:00 AM

:)

mjclark32 · 26 June 2013, 07:21 AM

Haha

brkanand · 26 June 2013, 10:56 AM

😄

Hairdude1 · 26 June 2013, 12:04 PM

Bangel · 27 June 2013, 04:46 PM

That's gold!

77T · 30 June 2013, 06:38 AM

25 June 2013, 01:54 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Leprechaun in a bar. One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat down, opened the box and out popped a leprechaun. The man told the bartender, "I want a pint of beer and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here." There was man sitting at the end of the bar watching all of this and, after the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he ran down to the end of the bar and spit in the guy's face. Then he ran back. The guy with the box said, "I'll have another beer and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here." After the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he again ran to the end of the bar and spit in the man's face, then dashed back. The guy with the box ordered another beer for himself and another shot for the leprechaun. Again, the after the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he ran down to the end of the bar. But this time the man was waiting for him and he grabbed the leprechaun and held him in the air. He said, "If you spit in my face again, I'm going to cut your pecker off." The leprechaun laughed and said, "Leprechauns don't have peckers." Then the man said, "If you don't have peckers, then how do you pee?" "By spitting," said the leprechaun. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

25 June 2013, 06:44 AM	#2
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25 June 2013, 07:29 AM	#3
BadBoy "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Real Name: Pieter Location: Netherlands Watch: Explorer 214270 Posts: 234	Whahahahaha Didn't see that one coming __________________ ~Minima Maxima Sunt ~ The smallest things are the most important

26 June 2013, 06:58 AM	#4
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26 June 2013, 07:21 AM	#6
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26 June 2013, 07:00 AM	#5
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26 June 2013, 10:56 AM	#7
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Bangel "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Australia Watch: 116610LN Posts: 15,802	That's gold!

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