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Old 23 July 2013, 11:49 PM   #1
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After Surgery

After Surgery:
A surgeon went to check on his gorgeous female patient after an operation.
"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked ...
How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied ...
Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
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Old 24 July 2013, 11:08 AM   #2
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Old 24 July 2013, 11:52 AM   #3
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Old 24 July 2013, 01:32 PM   #4
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Old 25 July 2013, 05:17 PM   #5
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Old 28 July 2013, 07:33 AM   #6
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The "new" normal!
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Old 28 July 2013, 12:56 PM   #7
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damn, that's good.
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Old 28 July 2013, 02:29 PM   #8
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Frickin' hilarious!
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Old 29 July 2013, 01:55 AM   #9
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Was she a blonde..?!?!? - Funny
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Old 29 July 2013, 02:10 AM   #10
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