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Old 10 August 2013, 04:33 AM   #1
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Kisses

A Project Manager, His team member, An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are Traveling In A Train And During The Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends...

The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark...

Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap !!!
The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel...

The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed...

The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything...

The Old Woman Is Thinking :
These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him...

The Young Girl Is Thinking :
The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother Instead And Got Slapped...

The Manager Is Thinking :
Damn It... My junior Must Have Kissed The Young Girl. She Might Have Thought Was Me And Slapped Me...

Now Guess What The Assistant Is Thinking...

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Now Hold Your Breath And Read What The Assistant Is Thinking...

If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap My Manager Again...
The Idiot Keeps Harassing Me In The Office...!!😃😂😂😂
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Old 10 August 2013, 04:39 AM   #2
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Haha, that man desreves a promotion, good one.
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Old 10 August 2013, 09:33 AM   #3
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Old 10 August 2013, 01:03 PM   #4
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Old 11 August 2013, 07:41 PM   #5
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Old 12 August 2013, 02:35 AM   #6
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The version I heard involved an Englishman and Frenchman :)
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Old 13 August 2013, 10:49 AM   #7
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Old 13 August 2013, 03:43 PM   #8
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Old 15 August 2013, 12:33 AM   #10
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