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Old 25 October 2013, 03:26 PM   #1
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The American Medical Assoc. has weighed in on President Obama's new health care package.

The allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists
thought the administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the ophthamologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled "over my dead body" while the pediatricians said "oh grow up"

The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness while the radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing & the internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The plastic surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter"

The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anestheiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, & those lofty cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up the rear-ends in Washington.
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Old 25 October 2013, 09:29 PM   #2
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Old 26 October 2013, 12:05 AM   #3
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Old 29 October 2013, 06:47 AM   #4
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Old 29 October 2013, 06:50 AM   #5
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Old 29 October 2013, 02:31 PM   #7
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Old 30 October 2013, 05:55 PM   #8
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