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padi56 · 18 October 2013, 01:35 AM

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with ‘tor’ that eat things.

The first little boy says, “Alligator.”

“Very good, that’s a big word.”

The second boy says, “Predator.”

“Yes, that’s another big word. Well done.”

Little Johnny says, “Vibrator, Miss.”

After nearly falling off her chair, she says, “That is a big word, but it doesn’t eat anything.”

“Well my sister has one and she says it eats f*ck#ng batteries like there’s no tomorrow!”

cop414 · 18 October 2013, 03:45 AM

subtona · 18 October 2013, 03:48 AM

Rolexitis · 18 October 2013, 04:34 AM

Oh snap!!

mjclark32 · 18 October 2013, 04:36 AM

hahahahaaha

Psmith · 18 October 2013, 05:22 AM

1675-David · 18 October 2013, 06:01 AM

just about sprayed my tea over my computer screen...

bungcarlo · 18 October 2013, 08:19 AM

lol

FeelingTheBlues · 18 October 2013, 08:49 AM

Frosty · 18 October 2013, 09:06 AM

I will bet she got a charge out of that!

brkanand · 18 October 2013, 09:30 AM

😄

Hairdude1 · 18 October 2013, 02:43 PM

mtrunner · 19 October 2013, 03:41 AM

77T · 29 October 2013, 10:43 AM

Bangel · 31 October 2013, 07:06 PM

vitalsignsrn · 1 November 2013, 01:57 PM

anilzat · 1 November 2013, 02:39 PM

she needs to get the real thing so she does not have to use up so many batteries. as clint would say its ecologically unsound.

limbo · 1 November 2013, 06:33 PM

mikkolopez · 1 November 2013, 11:16 PM

Made my night. Good one.

18 October 2013, 01:35 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Teacher. A teacher asks the class to name things that end with ‘tor’ that eat things. The first little boy says, “Alligator.” “Very good, that’s a big word.” The second boy says, “Predator.” “Yes, that’s another big word. Well done.” Little Johnny says, “Vibrator, Miss.” After nearly falling off her chair, she says, “That is a big word, but it doesn’t eat anything.” “Well my sister has one and she says it eats f*ck#ng batteries like there’s no tomorrow!” __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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anilzat Banned Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: John Williams Location: Alaska outback Watch: GMT Posts: 1,051	she needs to get the real thing so she does not have to use up so many batteries. as clint would say its ecologically unsound.

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mikkolopez "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Philippines Posts: 2,301	Made my night. Good one.

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