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Old 27 October 2013, 07:44 AM   #1
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This doctor goes to see a psychiatrist . . .

This doctor goes to see a psychiatrist. He says, “I’ve been having an affair with one of my patients for months. I just can’t give her up and the guilt is really getting to me.”

The psychiatrist says, “As long as neither of you are married, it isn’t really that big of a deal. It’s a common temptation that we all have faced. You shouldn’t continue to see her as a patient, however. What’s your specialty?”

The guy replies, “Veterinarian”.





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Old 27 October 2013, 09:39 AM   #2
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Old 27 October 2013, 10:31 PM   #3
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Old 27 October 2013, 10:35 PM   #4
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Old 28 October 2013, 12:53 AM   #5
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Old 28 October 2013, 04:36 AM   #6
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Old 28 October 2013, 05:13 PM   #7
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Hahahahaha ......
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Old 29 October 2013, 10:39 AM   #8
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Old 29 October 2013, 02:30 PM   #9
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Old 31 October 2013, 06:47 PM   #10
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Old 1 November 2013, 11:43 PM   #11
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Oh my, that shines a new light on inter-species affair.
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Old 2 November 2013, 04:39 AM   #12
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