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padi56 · 9 November 2013, 02:35 AM

An Australian father goes into his daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter addressed to “Mum and Dad” on the bed .
With a heavy heart he opens it and reads:

Dear Mum & Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I’ve eloped with my new boyfriend .
I’ve found real love and he is so nice . Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos and his big motorcycle .

But it’s not only that, I’m pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his caravan in the bush .
He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams too .

I’ve learned that marijuana does not hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and Ahmed’s friends .
They’re the ones providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want .

In the meantime we’ll pray for science to find a cure for AIDS, so Ahmed can get better . He deserves it .

Don’t worry about money . Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal
make in their basement . Apparently I can earn $200 per scene. I get a $200 bonus if there are more
than three men in the scene and an extra $100 for the kangaroo .

Don’t worry Mum . Now I’m 15 I know how to take care of myself .
Someday we’ll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Sarah

P.S. Dad, it’s not true. I’m watching TV at the neighbours.
I just wanted to show you that there really are worse things in life than
England retaining the Ashes .

Kingair · 9 November 2013, 04:05 AM

I hope I never find such a letter !

I probably wont make it to the end . . . .

HAGWe

applebook · 9 November 2013, 06:49 AM

I think poor Sarah's dad dropped dead of a heart attack well before the punchline!

swatty · 9 November 2013, 07:10 AM

Hairdude1 · 9 November 2013, 01:30 PM

Funny

Psmith · 9 November 2013, 09:51 PM

cop414 · 10 November 2013, 12:20 PM

Good one Peter, says the father of two daughter's!!

77T · 10 November 2013, 12:48 PM

anilzat · 11 November 2013, 01:15 AM

I think that is funny.

1675-David · 11 November 2013, 01:26 AM

Bangel · 13 November 2013, 10:40 PM

So does that mean Leroy and Jamal will have to make do with the kangaroo?

Cru Jones · 14 November 2013, 08:37 PM

i don't know what "england retaining the ashes" means, but, otherwise, good stuff.

MonBK · 14 November 2013, 08:39 PM

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9 November 2013, 02:35 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Daughter's Letter. An Australian father goes into his daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter addressed to “Mum and Dad” on the bed . With a heavy heart he opens it and reads: Dear Mum & Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I’ve eloped with my new boyfriend . I’ve found real love and he is so nice . Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos and his big motorcycle . But it’s not only that, I’m pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his caravan in the bush . He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams too . I’ve learned that marijuana does not hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and Ahmed’s friends . They’re the ones providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want . In the meantime we’ll pray for science to find a cure for AIDS, so Ahmed can get better . He deserves it . Don’t worry about money . Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement . Apparently I can earn $200 per scene. I get a $200 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene and an extra $100 for the kangaroo . Don’t worry Mum . Now I’m 15 I know how to take care of myself . Someday we’ll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren. Your loving daughter, Sarah P.S. Dad, it’s not true. I’m watching TV at the neighbours. I just wanted to show you that there really are worse things in life than England retaining the Ashes . __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

9 November 2013, 06:49 AM	#3
applebook "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: vancouver Posts: 1,918	I think poor Sarah's dad dropped dead of a heart attack well before the punchline! __________________

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cop414 TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: Apr 2012 Real Name: Tim Location: Pennsylvania Watch: 14060M Posts: 72,232	Good one Peter, says the father of two daughter's!! __________________ Rolex Submariner 14060M Omega Seamaster 2254.50 DOXA Professional 1200T Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons TRF's "After Dark" Bar & NightClub Patron P Club Member #17 2 FA ENABLED

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77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,010	__________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

9 November 2013, 04:05 AM	#2
Kingair "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: USA Watch: Not enough ;-) Posts: 21,232	I hope I never find such a letter ! I probably wont make it to the end . . . . HAGWe

9 November 2013, 07:10 AM	#4
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9 November 2013, 01:30 PM	#5
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11 November 2013, 01:15 AM	#9
anilzat Banned Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: John Williams Location: Alaska outback Watch: GMT Posts: 1,051	I think that is funny.

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13 November 2013, 10:40 PM	#11
Bangel "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Australia Watch: 116610LN Posts: 15,802	So does that mean Leroy and Jamal will have to make do with the kangaroo?

14 November 2013, 08:37 PM	#12
Cru Jones 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Paris, France Posts: 35,296	i don't know what "england retaining the ashes" means, but, otherwise, good stuff.

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