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77T · 14 November 2013, 09:37 PM

Back in the days of the Old West, a tough old cowboy from taught his grand-daughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.

The grand daughter did this religiously. She lived a long productive life up to the age of 103 when she died.

She left behind 12 children,
60 grandchildren,
95 great-grandchildren,
45 great-great-grandchildren, and a...
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15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be...

FeelingTheBlues · 14 November 2013, 09:47 PM

cop414 · 14 November 2013, 10:48 PM

toph · 14 November 2013, 10:52 PM

Saw it coming but I still laughed

Psmith · 15 November 2013, 12:08 AM

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Bangel · 18 November 2013, 07:53 PM

14 November 2013, 09:37 PM	#1
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,010	A real pioneer in fireworks Back in the days of the Old West, a tough old cowboy from taught his grand-daughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning. The grand daughter did this religiously. She lived a long productive life up to the age of 103 when she died. She left behind 12 children, 60 grandchildren, 95 great-grandchildren, 45 great-great-grandchildren, and a... . . . . . . . . . 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be... __________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

14 November 2013, 09:47 PM	#2
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