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18 November 2013, 02:50 PM
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Looking for Love
One day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years.
After she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead! Harry was devastated but, after mourning a bit, he decided that he must find another mate. It was late in the mating season and there weren't any lady eagles available. Now he'd have to cross the feather barrier... So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was good but all the dove would say is...... 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!' After a while this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate. He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is........ 'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!' So out went the loon and once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NO, The DUCK didn't say THAT... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The DUCK said, "I'm a DRAKE...you've made a mistake!"  . . .
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18 November 2013, 05:13 PM
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18 November 2013, 07:23 PM
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18 November 2013, 09:08 PM
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19 November 2013, 03:23 AM
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19 November 2013, 04:38 AM
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What a "fowl" joke!!!
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19 November 2013, 05:53 AM
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That's very funny !
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19 November 2013, 06:01 AM
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19 November 2013, 09:46 PM
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22 November 2013, 08:16 PM
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Quack quack?
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