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anilzat · 31 December 2013, 03:14 AM

A woman was desperate to find a boyfriend.
So she decided to put a Newspaper Classified with her address saying this:
"I'm looking for a man who loves me, a man who doesn't hit me, one that won't run away from me and that pleassures me in bed."
The next day her doorbell rang and there was a man with no arms and no legs waiting outside. When she opened he said "Im here for the ad you posted yesterday"
The woman laughed and said "What makes you think you can make me happy?"
The man aswered. "As you can see, I have no arms so i will never hit you. Also I have no legs so I will never run away from you"
"And what about sex?" Said the woman.
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?" He replied.

Foxy1 · 31 December 2013, 04:12 AM

Love it

Presa canary · 31 December 2013, 04:15 AM

77T · 31 December 2013, 07:33 AM

MonBK · 31 December 2013, 07:35 AM

:)

subtona · 31 December 2013, 07:56 AM

Hahaha

cop414 · 31 December 2013, 11:41 AM

Hairdude1 · 31 December 2013, 01:21 PM

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crowncollection · 1 January 2014, 04:17 PM

Rofl

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43builder · 1 January 2014, 04:24 PM

lol

FeelingTheBlues · 2 January 2014, 02:12 PM

DCgator · 2 January 2014, 04:54 PM

an oldie but goodie!!

Bangel · 5 January 2014, 08:30 PM

brkanand · 5 January 2014, 09:53 PM

ha...ok got it. hehe

mjclark32 · 5 January 2014, 09:56 PM

Hahaha

SLS · 8 January 2014, 07:52 AM

31 December 2013, 03:14 AM	#1
anilzat Banned Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: John Williams Location: Alaska outback Watch: GMT Posts: 1,051	A woman was desperate to find a boyfriend. A woman was desperate to find a boyfriend. So she decided to put a Newspaper Classified with her address saying this: "I'm looking for a man who loves me, a man who doesn't hit me, one that won't run away from me and that pleassures me in bed." The next day her doorbell rang and there was a man with no arms and no legs waiting outside. When she opened he said "Im here for the ad you posted yesterday" The woman laughed and said "What makes you think you can make me happy?" The man aswered. "As you can see, I have no arms so i will never hit you. Also I have no legs so I will never run away from you" "And what about sex?" Said the woman. "How do you think I rang the doorbell?" He replied.

31 December 2013, 04:12 AM	#2
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