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Sperry · 26 December 2013, 11:46 AM

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

77T · 26 December 2013, 10:31 PM

But what does your 73 y.o. wife think about you sleeping with a 69 y.o. woman?

Math - she's a B!+¢#

mjclark32 · 26 December 2013, 10:33 PM

Hahahaha

cop414 · 26 December 2013, 11:05 PM

Hahaha, good one!

Cc1966 · 27 December 2013, 04:03 AM

anilzat · 27 December 2013, 10:01 AM

To old now to get any action.

Frosty · 27 December 2013, 10:36 AM

Hairdude1 · 28 December 2013, 02:58 PM

padi56 · 28 December 2013, 06:10 PM

MonBK · 28 December 2013, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 77T

But what does your 73 y.o. wife think about you sleeping with a 69 y.o. woman?

Math - she's a B!+¢#

Bangel · 29 December 2013, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 77T

But what does your 73 y.o. wife think about you sleeping with a 69 y.o. woman?

Math - she's a B!+¢#

Yes, and how did she feel 50 years ago when you were sleeping with a 23 year old woman??

FeelingTheBlues · 2 January 2014, 02:21 PM

SLS · 8 January 2014, 08:15 AM

26 December 2013, 11:46 AM	#1
Sperry "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Jim Location: Alpha Posts: 3,383	After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day . . . After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night. Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

26 December 2013, 10:31 PM	#2
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,010	But what does your 73 y.o. wife think about you sleeping with a 69 y.o. woman? Math - she's a B!+¢# __________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

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