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Orchi · 15 January 2008, 03:53 PM

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."

"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two
days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."

Elaine · 15 January 2008, 04:09 PM

JJ Irani · 15 January 2008, 04:57 PM

jasonbellevue · 15 January 2008, 05:19 PM

frostie · 15 January 2008, 06:48 PM

bmq · 16 January 2008, 01:13 AM

CPCC · 2 March 2008, 05:16 PM

mdx77 · 3 March 2008, 12:54 AM

15 January 2008, 03:53 PM	#1
Orchi Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Malaysia Posts: 2,934	The affair(3)... A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue." "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."

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