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Old 4 October 2014, 08:15 PM   #1
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Colonoscopy

Colonoscopy






Being nervous, and embarrassed about his upcoming colonoscopy,

on a recommendation, he decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thailand.

Where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.
As he lay on his side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began the procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure, it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told him.


“ I haven't got an erection," he replied.


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Old 4 October 2014, 10:56 PM   #2
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Old 4 October 2014, 11:24 PM   #3
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Old 4 October 2014, 11:27 PM   #4
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Old 5 October 2014, 01:47 AM   #5
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Old 5 October 2014, 03:15 AM   #6
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Old 5 October 2014, 03:20 AM   #7
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Old 5 October 2014, 10:10 AM   #8
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Reminds me of when I was in the Internists office where there's a poster on the wall of "Things We Don't Want to See in Your Colonoscopy". The poster has in increasing order: Lesions, Warts, Polyps, Tumors, Flashlights, Cellphones (set to "vibrate"), and Gerbils.
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Old 6 October 2014, 04:48 AM   #9
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Old 6 October 2014, 04:51 AM   #10
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Old 6 October 2014, 10:39 AM   #11
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Old 6 October 2014, 11:37 AM   #12
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Old 9 October 2014, 05:49 PM   #18
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Old 10 October 2014, 05:55 PM   #19
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Your are a bad boy Peter.
Yes myself almost got caught once in a bar in Bangkok but got a warning from the guy behind the bar.
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Old 10 October 2014, 06:21 PM   #20
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Old 10 October 2014, 11:07 PM   #21
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Old 11 October 2014, 12:31 AM   #22
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Old 11 October 2014, 12:33 PM   #23
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Old 24 October 2014, 08:35 PM   #27
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