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TDH · 14 April 2008, 03:22 AM

*School: *A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

*Life Insurance: *A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

*Nurse: *A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

*Marriage: *It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

*Divorce: *Future tense of Marriage.

*Tears* : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

*Lecture: *An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'

*Conference: *The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

*Compromise* : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

*Dictionary* : A place where success comes before work.

*Conference Room* : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

*Father* : A banker provided by nature.

*Criminal:* A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

*Boss* : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

*Politician* : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

*Doctor* : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

*Classic* : Books, which people praise, but do not read.

*Smile *: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

*Office* : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

*Yawn: * The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

*Etc *.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

*Philosopher* : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

*Experience*: The name men give to their mistakes.

*Atom Bomb* : An invention to end all inventions.

*Committee* : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

toph · 14 April 2008, 03:25 AM

Wise words.

JJ Irani · 14 April 2008, 03:28 AM

frostie · 14 April 2008, 05:30 AM

jasonbellevue · 14 April 2008, 09:51 AM

bhupesh · 14 April 2008, 12:09 PM

: wlae:

Tools · 14 April 2008, 12:51 PM

too true........

14 April 2008, 03:22 AM	#1
TDH "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Jay Location: Here n there Watch: Sub Posts: 1,641	New definitions School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. Divorce: Future tense of Marriage. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either' Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Dictionary : A place where success comes before work. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Father : A banker provided by nature. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

14 April 2008, 03:25 AM	#2
toph "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: ChrisTOPHer Location: Sydney Watch: Rolex, Brellum, Posts: 12,601	Wise words. __________________ "Where no counsel is the people fall, but in the multitude of counselors there is safety." Member No.# 11795

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14 April 2008, 12:51 PM	#7
Tools TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Larry Location: Mojave Desert Watch: GMT's Posts: 43,514	too true........ __________________ (Chill ... It's just a watch Forum.....) NAWCC Member

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