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Old 15 April 2008, 05:42 PM   #1
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Icon12 French Kiss Vs. Australian Kiss



WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FRENCH KISS AND A AUSTRALIAN KISS ?



WELL ...WELL.... IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE FRENCH KISS BUT IT'S DOWN UNDER!


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Old 15 April 2008, 05:46 PM   #2
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Old 15 April 2008, 05:46 PM   #3
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Old 15 April 2008, 07:46 PM   #4
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Hey, That must be me ! We are experts downunder

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Old 15 April 2008, 07:47 PM   #5
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Old 15 April 2008, 07:58 PM   #6
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Hey, That must be me ! We are experts downunder



YOU LIAR ............ STOP SWATTING FIRST



SHE LOVES YOU YEAH YEAH YEAH *WINK*

AH.....EUREKA........... DOWN UNDER & MEN AT WORK!
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Old 15 April 2008, 08:04 PM   #7
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Old 16 April 2008, 04:53 AM   #8
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Old 16 April 2008, 06:27 AM   #9
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Isn't the Aussie French Kiss called a Burnzey?
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Old 16 April 2008, 07:32 AM   #11
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Hang on, this is just gross.
From what I understand, in a French Kiss each partner puts a piece of their body inside the other.
So, In Australia....THAT IS JUST WRONG WRONG WRONG
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Old 16 April 2008, 12:47 PM   #12
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Hang on, this is just gross.
From what I understand, in a French Kiss each partner puts a piece of their body inside the other.
So, In Australia....THAT IS JUST WRONG WRONG WRONG

HEY ....HEY ....... THAT'S WHAT DIFFRENTIATES WHEAT FROM CHAFF AND BOY'S FROM MEN !
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Old 16 April 2008, 12:53 PM   #13
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[QUOTE=Timber Loftis;547690]Isn't the Aussie French Kiss called a Burnzey?[/QUOTE

ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WATSON............ LET'S ASK DR. LOVE ....ER..SHAME WARME
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Old 16 April 2008, 01:38 PM   #14
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That reminds me of a joke. Moosehead -- for most it's just a beer. In Canada, it's an indecent act.
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Old 16 April 2008, 02:53 PM   #15
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Hang on, this is just gross.
From what I understand, in a French Kiss each partner puts a piece of their body inside the other.
So, In Australia....THAT IS JUST WRONG WRONG WRONG
I thought you were more liberal than that.
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