Farting Dog!

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My lovely wife bought a Boston Terrier a couple of years ago for the kids at Christmas and what a disaster. The dog turned out to be blind in one eye, deaf, and god forbid DUMB: and I mean dumb. I have always had working dogs and never wanted this type of mutt. Pedigree my A$$. So that would seem to be the problem, aye? NO. I have had a little bit of a set back lately which seems to be the onset of Alzheimer's. No surprise to any one here who cares to read my dumb posts. So that must be the problem. NO! I have no problem walking around the neighborhood naked saying this is my gun and this is my other gun. I have to admit it is a little disconcerting for a passenger, on the plane I am flying, to recognize me as their neighbor. So by god this must be the problem that has me so upset. NO!

The problem! I now have a dog that the family has disowned becasue he FARTS constantly and he loves me and spends all his waking hours next to me. What the hell do I do to deserve this. No joke. This dog can fart with the best of them.