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padi56 · 3 October 2006, 02:49 AM

Tarquin goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, "Tarquin, I am not going to beat around the bush, you have AIDS."

Tarquin is devastated. "Doctor, what can I do ?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, a plate of baked beans, 20 un-peeled carrots covered in tomato salsa, 10 jalapeño peppers, 5 corn-on-the- cobs, 40 walnuts and peanuts, a box of bran-flakes, chicken dhansaak, and I want you to wash it down with a couple of pints of prune juice."

"Will that cure me ?" asks Tarquin hopefully.

"No," replies the doctor, "but it will teach you what your bloody arse is for."

JJ Irani · 3 October 2006, 03:12 AM

mailman · 3 October 2006, 08:24 AM

padi56 · 3 October 2006, 08:03 PM

Scarface · 28 April 2008, 03:38 AM

limbo · 28 April 2008, 06:36 AM

meloncap78 · 28 April 2008, 06:39 AM

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Timber Loftis · 1 May 2008, 07:00 AM

Not funny.

3 October 2006, 02:49 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	At the doctors ... Tarquin goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "Tarquin, I am not going to beat around the bush, you have AIDS." Tarquin is devastated. "Doctor, what can I do ?" The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, a plate of baked beans, 20 un-peeled carrots covered in tomato salsa, 10 jalapeño peppers, 5 corn-on-the- cobs, 40 walnuts and peanuts, a box of bran-flakes, chicken dhansaak, and I want you to wash it down with a couple of pints of prune juice." "Will that cure me ?" asks Tarquin hopefully. "No," replies the doctor, "but it will teach you what your bloody arse is for." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

3 October 2006, 03:12 AM	#2
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3 October 2006, 08:24 AM	#3
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3 October 2006, 08:03 PM	#4
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

28 April 2008, 03:38 AM	#5
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28 April 2008, 06:39 AM	#7
meloncap78 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Joshua Location: Syracuse, NY Watch: LV C Posts: 2,204	HAHAHAHA!!!!!

1 May 2008, 07:00 AM	#8
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