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padi56 · 22 February 2006, 04:30 AM

Blind man went for a job at a timber yard.

"I can identify any type of wood just from smell", he said.

Boss said, "OK, let's give you a try".

They cut up 25 different types of wood and the blind man correctly identified every one just by smelling them.

The boss decided to play a trick on him, so he asked his secretary to undress and lay on the desk,then turn over.

"Can you guess what this is?", he said.

The blind man sniffed, walked around, scratched his head, sniffed again and then started laughing.

"You can't fool me" he said, "it's an old sh!thouse door off a tuna ship".

C.J. · 22 February 2006, 05:40 AM

AJC · 22 February 2006, 05:43 AM

If only it were that simple.

mailman · 22 February 2006, 09:32 AM

ralphieralph · 22 February 2006, 10:34 AM

JJ Irani · 22 February 2006, 03:32 PM

padi56 · 22 February 2006, 08:02 PM

22 February 2006, 04:30 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	At The Timber Yard. Blind man went for a job at a timber yard. "I can identify any type of wood just from smell", he said. Boss said, "OK, let's give you a try". They cut up 25 different types of wood and the blind man correctly identified every one just by smelling them. The boss decided to play a trick on him, so he asked his secretary to undress and lay on the desk,then turn over. "Can you guess what this is?", he said. The blind man sniffed, walked around, scratched his head, sniffed again and then started laughing. "You can't fool me" he said, "it's an old sh!thouse door off a tuna ship". __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

22 February 2006, 05:40 AM	#2
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22 February 2006, 09:32 AM	#4
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22 February 2006, 03:32 PM	#6
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22 February 2006, 05:43 AM	#3
AJC Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	If only it were that simple.

22 February 2006, 08:02 PM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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