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ROLEX MAN · 6 May 2008, 10:13 AM

Wedding night

At eighty-five years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely

twenty-five-year-old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides

that, after their wedding, she and Roger should have separate

bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new, but aged, husband may overexert

himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the

expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door

opens and there is Roger, her eighty-five-year-old groom, ready for action.

They unite as one and all goes well. Roger takes leave of his bride, and

she prepares to go to sleep.

After about ten minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom

door, and it's Roger. Again, he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat

surprised, Jenny consents to more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Roger

kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again but, aha you guessed it! Roger is back

again, rapping on the door, fresh as a twenty-year-old and ready for

more 'action'. Once more they enjoy each other but as Roger gets set to

leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I'm thoroughly impressed that, at

your age, you can perform so well and so often I have been with guys

less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a

great lover, Roger.'

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says, 'You mean I was

here before?'

The moral of the story:

Don't be afraid of getting old. Alzheimer's has its advantages.

limbo · 6 May 2008, 12:12 PM

Ashley · 6 May 2008, 02:15 PM

Good for him! (And her

)

chevycorvette · 6 May 2008, 02:18 PM

somebody ride the old train before roger.

JJ Irani · 6 May 2008, 05:39 PM

hungheavy · 6 May 2008, 08:42 PM

ha ha

unclesallie · 10 May 2008, 10:47 AM

this was pretty funny, now if i could only remember the joke.

best,
dan

jasonbellevue · 11 May 2008, 06:12 PM

Scarface · 11 May 2008, 07:35 PM

Bagigius · 12 May 2008, 05:26 AM

TDH · 15 May 2008, 07:53 PM

6 May 2008, 10:13 AM	#1
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,719	The Wedding Night! Wedding night At eighty-five years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely twenty-five-year-old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that, after their wedding, she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new, but aged, husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her eighty-five-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one and all goes well. Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After about ten minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger. Again, he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents to more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again but, aha you guessed it! Roger is back again, rapping on the door, fresh as a twenty-year-old and ready for more 'action'. Once more they enjoy each other but as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I'm thoroughly impressed that, at your age, you can perform so well and so often I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.' Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says, 'You mean I was here before?' The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old. Alzheimer's has its advantages. __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

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