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Old 19 January 2006, 10:36 AM   #1
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Dog farts

I don't mean to be rude, but what gives?

Just as I was logging on, the puppy sleeping next to me let out a SBD. Now I have to leave the room.
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Old 19 January 2006, 10:40 AM   #2
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You may need to go to a Dogg Forum for that, try WWF

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Old 19 January 2006, 10:51 AM   #3
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I have a feeling this thread will have about 457 views but only a few replies. Sorry I don't have any pictures to post. I put the dog outside.
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Old 19 January 2006, 10:57 AM   #4
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Old 19 January 2006, 11:43 AM   #5
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My cat is the same way.
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Old 19 January 2006, 12:24 PM   #6
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I don't mean to be rude, but what gives?

Just as I was logging on, the puppy sleeping next to me let out a SBD. Now I have to leave the room.
Is his name JJ?????
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Old 19 January 2006, 12:25 PM   #7
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Is his name JJ?????
Wonder if he has a white sweater too
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Old 19 January 2006, 12:56 PM   #8
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I don't mean to be rude, but what gives?

Just as I was logging on, the puppy sleeping next to me let out a SBD. Now I have to leave the room.
If he eats and sh*ts, he's got gas.
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Old 19 January 2006, 03:53 PM   #9
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Is his name JJ?????
Just for that, here's another one at you, you tosser!!

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Old 19 January 2006, 04:56 PM   #10
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Sorry I don't have any pictures to post.
I'd be really impressed if you could photograph a fart, Dave!
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Old 19 January 2006, 05:11 PM   #11
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I'd be really impressed if you could photograph a fart, Dave!
Be impressed, my friend, be impressed!!

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Well agree Dave my little old poodle,his kennel club name is Vanantonio silent but deadly,and its bloody true too.

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Old 19 January 2006, 11:24 PM   #13
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Dave, you sure it was the dog?
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Old 20 January 2006, 02:08 PM   #16
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I was right. 24 hours later and this thread has 10 posts and 100 views.

Meanwhile, the puppy is sleeping at my feet again and I found the culprit: PIG EARS!

My seven year old daughter introduced them to him, knowing full well what the end result would be! Smart kid! She said she wanted to leave me a "present" before she went home to her mother's house.
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You shoulda let her stay up to watch telly, Dave!
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I was right. 24 hours later and this thread has 10 posts and 100 views.

Meanwhile, the puppy is sleeping at my feet again and I found the culprit: PIG EARS!

My seven year old daughter introduced them to him, knowing full well what the end result would be! Smart kid! She said she wanted to leave me a "present" before she went home to her mother's house.
Now thats FUNNY I know exactly what you mean, I have two dogs and they love pig ears but when they have them its down to the basement for the night for those fellas.
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Old 24 February 2006, 03:04 PM   #19
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He's doing it again.

Now the culprit is the gourmet dog bones my wife buys for him at the Amish farmer's market.

Did I mention that this dog cost me more than my '66 5513? He's four months old and already as big as my seven year old daughter.
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I know just how you feel, Dave. My dog climbs up on the couch, plops down right beside me and lets one fly. You can't hear it, but he gives me that look, as if to say, WTF was that, sniffs his arse and leaves. Within seconds my eyes begin to tear and I have to leave the room.
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I know just how you feel, Dave. My dog climbs up on the couch, plops down right beside me and lets one fly. You can't hear it, but he gives me that look, as if to say, WTF was that, sniffs his arse and leaves. Within seconds my eyes begin to tear and I have to leave the room.
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Old 24 February 2006, 08:44 PM   #22
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I've 3 house dogs a Boston Terrier, a black and white long hair Chihuahua, short hair albino Chihuahua. They all want to lay or sit by us, and when you start to catch that aroma time for them to go! outside that is LoL.
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I know just how you feel, Dave. My dog climbs up on the couch, plops down right beside me and lets one fly. You can't hear it, but he gives me that look, as if to say, WTF was that, sniffs his arse and leaves. Within seconds my eyes begin to tear and I have to leave the room.
LOL! I can relate.....my only question is, why do they always seem so surprised that it came out of their own ass? Do they not know that they just farted?

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LOL! I can relate.....my only question is, why do they always seem so surprised that it came out of their own ass? Do they not know that they just farted?


I really don't think that they do. He has the most surprised look, his ears go up, he looks at his arse, than at me, then back at his arse. He gives a sniff to make sure everything is still in check, must get a good whiff at that poin, then takes off.
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