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Old 16 July 2008, 09:08 PM   #1
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University study on Penis Size!

In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of
a man's penis was
larger than the shaft. After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded
that the reason the
head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure
during sex.

After the study was published, the University of South Carolina
decided to do their own
study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that
the reason was to
give the woman more pleasure during sex.

The University of Georgia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted
their own study.

After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was
to keep a man's
hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
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Old 17 July 2008, 04:12 AM   #2
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Old 17 July 2008, 05:30 AM   #3
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Old 17 July 2008, 05:34 AM   #4
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LOL - I coulda saved 'em $330,075.46 if they had just asked me!
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Old 17 July 2008, 06:40 AM   #5
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Winding the watch

The U of Georgia study also noted that it also helped to maintain the Rolex watch winding operation......
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Old 17 July 2008, 07:17 AM   #6
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wow, I actually laughed out loud! I need to visit this place more often!
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Old 17 July 2008, 11:22 AM   #7
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Old 17 July 2008, 12:03 PM   #8
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Funny - I laughed out loud.
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Okay, so who around here will actually own up to being a 'Tosser'??

Martin.

The actual term is a 'Hand Retaining Flange'.
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Old 17 July 2008, 08:08 PM   #11
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Old 17 July 2008, 11:59 PM   #12
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My husband laughed as hard as I did. My daughter begged me to tell.... sorry, darling.
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Old 18 July 2008, 04:52 AM   #13
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LOL - I coulda saved 'em $330,075.46 if they had just asked me!
Oh no! Does that pair of dark sunglasses mean you have gone blind? I'm doomed!
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