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ROLEX MAN · 29 July 2008, 09:44 PM

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

TDH · 29 July 2008, 10:07 PM

JJ Irani · 30 July 2008, 03:32 AM

toph · 30 July 2008, 03:48 AM

I laughed so hard- i was taking a few attempts to get some of them and i was thinking how hard the impossible ones are going to be and then ........

pwrslider · 30 July 2008, 06:39 AM

Those are RICH!

limbo · 30 July 2008, 07:09 AM

swatty · 30 July 2008, 11:23 AM

Leighton · 31 July 2008, 11:50 AM

Now that hits a bit too close to home!

Ashley · 31 July 2008, 12:20 PM

explodingtaco · 31 July 2008, 12:24 PM

jasonbellevue · 31 July 2008, 02:22 PM

gtbike72 · 31 July 2008, 02:32 PM

29 July 2008, 09:44 PM	#1
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,719	Things you can't say when drunk! THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning. __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

30 July 2008, 03:32 AM	#3
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30 July 2008, 03:48 AM	#4
toph "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: ChrisTOPHer Location: Sydney Watch: Rolex, Brellum, Posts: 12,601	I laughed so hard- i was taking a few attempts to get some of them and i was thinking how hard the impossible ones are going to be and then ........ __________________ "Where no counsel is the people fall, but in the multitude of counselors there is safety." Member No.# 11795

30 July 2008, 06:39 AM	#5
pwrslider "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Steve Location: SF BAY AREA CA Watch: 16710 Coke Posts: 3,047	Those are RICH! __________________ Rolex Blue TT Submariner (95) Rolex SS GMT IIc (08) Rolex GMT II 16710 COKE (08 for me..) Rolex Explorer II Blk (91) Breitling SuperOcean Steelfish (07) Panerai 104 & 177ti ( 04/03)

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