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1 August 2008, 03:40 AM
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A deal is a deal
A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, 'D d d doc, I've bbeen
stttutering ffor yyyears and III'm tttired of it. Cccan yyyou hehehelp me?' The doctor says, 'Well, I'll have to examine you to see what's going on. 'So he examines him and says,'Well I think I know what the problem is. The guy says, 'Wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?' The doctor says, 'Well, it's your penis, it's about a foot long and all the down pressure is putting strain on your vocal cords..' The guy says, 'Wwwat cccan we ddo?' The doctor advises, 'Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one.' The guy says, 'Dddo it!' The guy has the operation and three weeks later, he comes back into the doctor's office and says, 'Doc, you solved the problem and I don't stutter anymore, but I've only had sex once in the past three weeks. My wife doesn't like it anymore. She liked it with my long one. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back on.' The doctor says, 'P p p piss o o o off. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!!!' |
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1 August 2008, 03:44 AM
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1 August 2008, 04:55 AM
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1 August 2008, 07:04 AM
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1 August 2008, 07:04 AM
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1 August 2008, 11:15 AM
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1 August 2008, 11:31 AM
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1 August 2008, 03:50 PM
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1 August 2008, 03:54 PM
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