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Eklipz · 3 September 2016, 03:39 AM

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear
of someone under my bed at night.

So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems.

Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody
under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,
said the shrink.
Come talk to me three times a week and we
should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I'll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street.

“Why didn't you come to see me about those
fears you were having?” He asked.

“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year,
is $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00.
I was so happy to have saved all that money!”

“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said,
“and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”

It's always better to get a second opinion.

Snow-Dweller · 3 September 2016, 03:43 AM

LOL....very good.

BBL · 3 September 2016, 05:28 AM

That's a really good chuckle!

MonBK · 3 September 2016, 05:32 AM

Haha...:)

Psmith · 3 September 2016, 05:35 AM

TickTopia · 3 September 2016, 05:36 AM

teqp · 3 September 2016, 06:44 AM

Lordofrolex · 3 September 2016, 06:56 AM

lol

BNA/LION · 3 September 2016, 07:17 AM

cop414 · 3 September 2016, 10:45 AM

Excellent!

Hairdude1 · 3 September 2016, 03:02 PM

swatty · 3 September 2016, 06:57 PM

AzPaul · 4 September 2016, 12:42 AM

seand442 · 4 September 2016, 01:40 PM

You can't beat the wisdom of a bartender.

jatco · 5 September 2016, 03:31 AM

Sperry · 5 September 2016, 07:57 PM

Practical man!

Ruud Van Driver · 6 September 2016, 05:04 PM

I didn't see that one coming

Contused · 7 September 2016, 04:11 AM

Good one!

jrs146 · 7 September 2016, 05:25 AM

I could see this happening in real life

skydriver · 16 September 2016, 03:23 AM

Good one

SemperFi · 18 September 2016, 11:55 PM

The simplest solution is always best.

Dark · 19 September 2016, 06:19 AM

raymz · 26 September 2016, 10:30 AM

beautiful finish

htbilgic · 28 September 2016, 01:20 AM

Tri-Tip · 29 September 2016, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seand442

You can't beat the wisdom of a bartender.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sperry

Practical man!

Quote:

Originally Posted by SemperFi

The simplest solution is always best.

3 September 2016, 03:39 AM	#1
Eklipz "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Real Name: Art Location: Canada Watch: 114060 Posts: 121	Psychiatrist- VS- Bartender Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.” “Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.” “How much do you charge?” “One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor. “I'll sleep on it,” I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked. “Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money!” “Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?” “He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.” It's always better to get a second opinion.

3 September 2016, 03:43 AM	#2
Snow-Dweller 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Real Name: Clive Location: The Alps Watch: collections change Posts: 6,284	LOL....very good. __________________ . The path from WIShood to WISdom can have many turnings... ——————————————————————————————————— . 16803. 16570. 18038. 114300. GMW-B5000D.

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