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nyc2la · 18 June 2016, 06:33 AM

A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."

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MonBK · 18 June 2016, 06:43 AM

Haha......

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TheRolexKingofLV · 18 June 2016, 08:23 AM

Happy Anniversary Steve!

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nyc2la · 18 June 2016, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRolexKingofLV

Happy Anniversary Steve!

Ha! 🍻🍻

AK797 · 18 June 2016, 09:52 AM

SemperFi · 18 June 2016, 10:43 AM

I laughed out loud at that one.

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waQstar · 18 June 2016, 04:04 PM

I enjoyed this one.. Haha

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brkanand · 1 October 2016, 01:46 AM

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18 June 2016, 06:33 AM	#1
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