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Old 8 August 2008, 12:39 PM   #61
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Bubba, when you divorce a wife, do you still consider her to be your sister?
Hell, one of them was still my mother.
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Old 8 August 2008, 12:47 PM   #62
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Hell, one of them was still my mother.
Move to San Francisco. One of them could still be your father.
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Old 8 August 2008, 12:53 PM   #63
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Move to San Francisco. One of them could still be your father.

Brings back old memories. Hey mom, when did you get that adams apple.
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Old 8 August 2008, 01:57 PM   #64
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I went to the Dr today for my annual physical. Went for blood work last week so the results could be back in time.

My Dr proceeds to tell me every thing's good. Blood pressure, EKG, cholesterol..blah ,blah, blah.

My question is this; He has my chart in front of him so he knows everything about me. Why then does he ask me every year, with the most devilish smile if I'm 40 yet

BTW, I forgot to mention that he's from India and sounds exactly like JJ when he talks
Glad health is good Paulie, but did you ask him do any part of the examine more than once?
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Old 8 August 2008, 07:07 PM   #65
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Glad health is good Paulie, but did you ask him do any part of the examine more than once?
Thanks bro Only the part where he made me cough
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Old 8 August 2008, 07:12 PM   #66
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Thanks bro Only the part where he made me cough
When I went for mine...he had to use both hands...

Well it has been a while..........



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Old 8 August 2008, 07:16 PM   #67
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When I went for mine...he had to use both hands...

Well it has been a while..........



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Yeah, one for the tweezers and the other for the magnifying glass
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Old 8 August 2008, 07:17 PM   #68
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Yeah, one for the tweezers and the other for the magnifying glass


That cracked me up....you're too sharp ya bastid!!!!!!!!

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Old 8 August 2008, 07:19 PM   #69
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That cracked me up....you're too sharp ya bastid!!!!!!!!

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You don't know the half of that mafia tosser!!! Bastid just banned me a few minutes ago while he ran off to the loo to take a long crap!!
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Old 8 August 2008, 07:24 PM   #70
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You don't know the half of that mafia tosser!!! Bastid just banned me a few minutes ago while he ran off to the loo to take a long crap!!
If I banned you, how were you able to post Senility setting in again
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Old 8 August 2008, 07:24 PM   #71
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That cracked me up....you're too sharp ya bastid!!!!!!!!

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Old 8 August 2008, 07:45 PM   #72
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Hmm, sorry I don't get it. What's the big deal about 40 in a physical? (I've never taken one...)
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Old 8 August 2008, 08:46 PM   #73
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Hmm, sorry I don't get it. What's the big deal about 40 in a physical? (I've never taken one...)
That's the age where guys get their prostate examed
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Old 8 August 2008, 08:50 PM   #74
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Yeah, one for the tweezers and the other for the magnifying glass
that was a cracker!!
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Old 8 August 2008, 11:00 PM   #75
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Old 9 August 2008, 01:42 AM   #76
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I wife's grandfather had a colonoscopy last week. I asked how it went and he said "Good news and good news." First, the doctor said everything is fine. Second, the doctor found that old timex I have been missing since my 30s.
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Old 9 August 2008, 10:23 AM   #77
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I wife's grandfather had a colonoscopy last week. I asked how it went and he said "Good news and good news." First, the doctor said everything is fine. Second, the doctor found that old timex I have been missing since my 30s.
At least he was asleep when he was violated
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Old 9 August 2008, 10:25 AM   #78
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hey...trust me, we don't like it anymoe than you do...
As a service to your docs, please please shower before your physical..

or at the very least please wipe properly....you'd be amazed.
I always shower before my physical. Just out of common courtesy

I have a feeling in a few years I'll be showering afterwards too
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Old 9 August 2008, 10:30 AM   #79
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Completed my colonoscopy today. It turns out the nurse anesthetist is a friend of mine. It is true what they say, you don't remember anything. results were great...a clean colon. Pics tomorrow
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Old 9 August 2008, 10:32 AM   #80
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Completed my colonoscopy today. It turns out the nurse anesthetist is a friend of mine. It is true what they say, you don't remember anything. results were great...a clean colon. Pics tomorrow
Glad everything turned up OK Brian. Otherwise it could've been a potentially sh!tty situation

As far as the pics go, PM them to JJ
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Old 9 August 2008, 01:06 PM   #81
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Eww! Can you imagine the tech who gets to look at those pictures all day??
Probably makes good money!
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Old 9 August 2008, 10:01 PM   #82
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Eww! Can you imagine the tech who gets to look at those pictures all day??
Probably makes good money!
Better to be the tech looking at the pictures than the miner digging for brown gold!
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Old 10 August 2008, 10:24 AM   #83
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Yeah, one for the tweezers and the other for the magnifying glass
LMAO!! But what did you say when he had both hands on your shoulders during the rectal exam?
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LMAO!! But what did you say when he had both hands on your shoulders during the rectal exam?
I think he said "Don't stoooooop"
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LMAO!! But what did you say when he had both hands on your shoulders during the rectal exam?
"You could have at least warmed it up a little first!"

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