Were TRF member bottle fed instead of Breast Fed?

[looking to buy]

I have to ask this question. When I was but a wee lad, I was told that people who where bottle fed tend to be more insecure, OCD, have issues of abandonment, Clingy, afraid to let go or move on, need things in their lives perfect, every thing must be organized etc...

So the following are some quotes, paraphrased from this forum:

OMG I must be obsessive Compulsive
My watch is 2/3 seconds slow. That is unacceptable to me
My second hand and minute had do not line up perfectly at the 12 position. I must have them line up.
I cannot bring myself to wear my watch(s). I do not want to ruin it.
I keep all my watches in the safe, so that they will look perfect.
I do not wear my watch at work, because it might get scratches.
I put tape on my band when I wear it so that it does not get scratches. (This was followed up with actual photos and general agreement that this was a good idea) (This is the one that caused me to right this post) Doesn't the tape leave marks?
I just got my first nick, what should I do? Will RSC fix if for a reasonable fee?

"Bob (that's me) you are crazy to use your watch as a wheel chock for your car." Yep, he's right.
"Bob, (that's me again) you should not use your watch while mountain biking. It will shock the insides just like dropping it on tile." (This one has me seriously considering it)

When I joined this forum one of the first things I saw was this woman's picture on her post that said "No Rolex, no sex." I said to myself, "Self, this is a righteous forum." Alas, instead I have been hit by the insecurities of the bottle fed crowd. I was hoping for rallies like car clubs with sun filled outings and parties in bowls of Jello. What better way to test the water tightness of the watches?

I was told that there were some real forum troupers here. Some guy with over 44,000 posts. So, I endeavored to get this Master to comment on some of my posts. But, whoa is me. I am unworthy. Several posts I have made and to my knowledge not one comment from this master guru.

So I ask you.. Are you guys all bottle fed or just a few blokes in need of a pint?

To prove that I was breast fed I submit to you actually un-retouched photos of me in my office. As you can see, only a supremely secure individual could work in an office like this. Ah, the southern California lifestyle.

Oh and for the fun of it, some photos of a 125 year old clock.

[Numismatist]

This is me before my first Rolex...

[looking to buy]

That is hilarious. You got the message!!!

[toph]

who cares about watches when you have a shirt like that!

[Dalton]

boobies for me!

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by Numismatist

This is me before my first Rolex...

Stop dreaming Chris and go play with your coins; that is ME!!!!!!

[Steven79]

I dig the shirt.. Tommy Bahama?

So with your logic, Breast Fed = Secure = Being a slob? Messy office/don't care about damaging valuables.


I must be bottle fed then, since I take great pride in keeping my valuables in the best condition possible.

[seantk]

Bob,

I can take the messy office, it does not bother me, however could you PLEASE straighten your blinds in photo 1. Thank you

And my watch is 4 seconds fast

Sean

[watchnut]

Most of us must have been bottle fed. That's why there's so much bitchin' about 36mm being too small!

[mgm]

You're right. I couldn't work in that office! But I like the attitude. Here's a detail pic of my office:

[looking to buy]

Originally Posted by Steven79

I dig the shirt.. Tommy Bahama?

So with your logic, Breast Fed = Secure = Being a slob? Messy office/don't care about damaging valuables.


I must be bottle fed then, since I take great pride in keeping my valuables in the best condition possible.

Ouch !!

[karmatp]

Great post Bob, although you know some might find offence. The funny thing is, I was laughing at the "tap the clasp" post myself.

[looking to buy]

Originally Posted by karmatp

Great post Bob, although you know some might find offence. The funny thing is, I was laughing at the "tap the clasp" post myself.

Yes, I was worried that some will take offense with this post. I thought about it for two days before I posted it. I hope they don't beat me up too hard.

[toph]

Originally Posted by karmatp

Great post Bob, although you know some might find offence. The funny thing is, I was laughing at the "tap the clasp" post myself.

Originally Posted by looking to buy

Yes, I was worried that some will take offense with this post. I thought about it for two days before I posted it. I hope they don't beat me up too hard.

i think its a funny post- i dont think people will be offended, if we cant laugh at ourselves who can we laugh at

[Lol-x]

Great looking antique clock.
I can relate to the messy office
You see to have a GMTIIC in the first photo, I hope you are enjoying it.

Don't worry Bob, it's all good

[rpryan55]

Originally Posted by mgm

You're right. I couldn't work in that office! But I like the attitude. Here's a detail pic of my office:

Greg - nice set, from what I can see. Don't tell me that you not only have a cool car but that you're also an entertainer?

[Steven79]

Originally Posted by looking to buy

Yes, I was worried that some will take offense with this post. I thought about it for two days before I posted it. I hope they don't beat me up too hard.

LOL no offense taken at all, i actually enjoyed reading your post.

I am still ultra anal retentive about my stuff. lol, maybe I wasn't loved as a child? i need paxil, zoloft, etc.. lol jk


No matter what, I still dig your shirt!

[dman]

So, are you blaming your Mother for not having time to teach you to clean up your mess?

[Wolfgang427]

Geez, and my wife says I'm messy? Thanks for the pic's, now I'm off the hook for my messy office.

[looking to buy]

[QUOTE=
You see to have a GMTIIC in the first photo, I hope you are enjoying it.

Don't worry Bob, it's all good [/QUOTE]

Actually it is an M Series Sub. I just got it a couple of months ago and love it.

[looking to buy]

Originally Posted by Steven79

LOL no offense taken at all, i actually enjoyed reading your post.

I am still ultra anal retentive about my stuff. lol, maybe I wasn't loved as a child? i need paxil, zoloft, etc.. lol jk


No matter what, I still dig your shirt!

Thanks, I have lots of shirts like this. Being self employed I get to wear them daily. Talk to your mother, maybe she can help you. lol.

[Leighton]

Originally Posted by looking to buy

So, I endeavored to get this Master to comment on some of my posts. But, whoa is me. I am unworthy. Several posts I have made and to my knowledge not one comment from this master guru.

I guess no one told you to ask these guys for directions to the Master....

[buz-lh]

Bob, who told you all that sh#!, your mother? I was on the bottle at a very early age. And there are days when I can't find my office.

[Leighton]

Here's a guy that is still bottle fed!

[JimSnyder]

I had to drink goats milk I had an Allergy

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by wolfgang427

Geez, and my wife says I'm messy? Thanks for the pic's, now I'm off the hook for my messy office.

Bob's office looks 50 times better than my husband's spaces (basement, garage, car). Wolfgang, tell your wife I'll send a pic of his Man Cave basement and you'll definitely never be on the hook again.

But you know, he was a formula baby.

[Jimbits76]

Was I breast fed....I can't remember!!!!!!!!!

J

[JJ Irani]

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Was I breast fed....I can't remember!!!!!!!!!

J

I can!!! I was there, remember?

[Jimbits76]

Thought it tasted funny!!!!!!!!!!

J

[JJ Irani]

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Thought it tasted funny!!!!!!!!!!

J