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Old 18 July 2015, 06:35 PM   #1
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A Wife's Guide to Investment (Work/Teenager Safe)

The solicitor says to the wealthy art collector/business tycoon: “I
have some good news and, I have some bad news….”

The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news
first?"

The solicitor says: “Well your wife invested £5,000 in two pictures this
week that she thinks are worth a minimum of £2 to £3 million.”

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done…very good news indeed!
You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The solicitor replies:






“The pictures are of you with your secretary and you're both naked.”
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Old 18 July 2015, 06:40 PM   #2
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Old 18 July 2015, 06:57 PM   #3
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Old 18 July 2015, 10:52 PM   #4
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Old 18 July 2015, 11:23 PM   #5
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Old 19 July 2015, 06:11 PM   #6
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Old 21 July 2015, 01:16 AM   #7
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Old 21 July 2015, 04:15 AM   #8
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Old 22 July 2015, 01:25 AM   #9
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Old 23 July 2015, 11:28 AM   #10
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Old 23 July 2015, 11:52 AM   #11
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Old 23 July 2015, 07:23 PM   #12
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Old 24 July 2015, 04:59 AM   #13
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Old 2 October 2016, 12:43 PM   #14
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Old 19 October 2016, 07:24 PM   #15
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Old 20 October 2016, 04:54 AM   #16
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Old 28 October 2016, 10:47 AM   #17
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Old 29 October 2016, 05:32 PM   #18
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Old 29 October 2016, 08:10 PM   #19
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