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Old 20 October 2016, 04:53 AM   #1
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Pulled over at 2:00 A.M.

Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

Ron replied, "That would be my wife."
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Old 20 October 2016, 05:45 AM   #2
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good one------lol
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Old 20 October 2016, 06:19 AM   #3
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Excellent. Already borrowed it.
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Old 20 October 2016, 06:42 AM   #4
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Haha..:)
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Old 20 October 2016, 08:09 AM   #5
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Old 20 October 2016, 08:37 AM   #6
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Old 20 October 2016, 03:16 PM   #7
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Old 20 October 2016, 04:16 PM   #8
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Old 20 October 2016, 04:27 PM   #9
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Old 20 October 2016, 06:09 PM   #10
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Old 20 October 2016, 06:37 PM   #11
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Old 20 October 2016, 06:48 PM   #12
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My wife thought that was funny???
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Old 20 October 2016, 06:50 PM   #13
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My wife thought that was funny???
To early for your lecture tonight Eddie ?
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Old 21 October 2016, 06:43 AM   #14
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Old 22 October 2016, 11:07 AM   #15
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Old 22 October 2016, 12:37 PM   #16
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Old 25 October 2016, 12:19 PM   #17
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Old 28 October 2016, 12:19 PM   #18
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another terrific one!! hahaaaa enjoyed this one.
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